This photo took a lot longer than you'd think. I couldn't get the blanket properly rumpled. First it was perfectly flat...but that looked wrong. So I moved the fruit and laid down on the bed and sort of bounced around a bit. Then replaced the pears and took another shot. Then repeated the process four more times, each with an increasingly rumpled blanket. This was the second rumple iteration.
This is the sort of idiotic behavior that's the hallmark of Iron Photographer.