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I Take Time Out From Defending Earth Against Impending Apocalypse In Order To Photograph Preening Couple Looking For Chutney In Each Other's Teeth
"Flee preening couple!" I am exasperating. "This is no time...
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Uploaded on Jul 22, 2008
I Get Quoted At Colm Wilkinson
Publicity photograph for Colm Wilkinson's upcoming 2007 tour uses word from my mouth! My jaw is...
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Uploaded on Jul 10, 2007
Robots In Disguise
Small Robot is in disguise as Giant Robot! Disguise is ineffective! Hurls traffic cone in rage! What a palava!
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Uploaded on Jun 26, 2007
Reverse Crucifixion Robot Acrobat Is Most Beautiful
Boy From Accidental Anal Birth Finally Emerges After Life In Sewers
Mother is genetic miscreant, has vagina-anus duplex! Birth is lost down toilet! 1989! Now later, child...
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Uploaded on Jun 26, 2007
Poor Sorrowful Result Of Woman's Sexual Adventures With Elephant
When A Dreadlocked Girl Meets A Dreadlocked Girl Comin' Through The Rye
Eastern Dreadlocked Girl is perplexed! Western Dreadlocked Girl is so crikey similar, must be part of...
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Uploaded on Jun 26, 2007
People Are Amazed By First Ever Display Of The Colour Yellow
'Oooh! And cor! And Wow! It is a bit like orange, but it is also a bit like green! What is it called...
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Uploaded on Jun 26, 2007
People Are Less Impressed By Display Of The Colour Purple
'We have seen this one, it is much equidistant between red and blue! Yawn!'
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Uploaded on Jun 26, 2007
Dreadlocked Girl Is Ashamed To Be Seen At Site Of Virgin Birth
Girl is apologetic to occupants of Nativity. 'I am many apologetic to all of you, this is not my time!' Later, manger catches fire.
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Uploaded on Jun 26, 2007
Dreadlocked Girl Encapsulates Spirit Of The Long Lost Sun At Glastonbury
Terrifying Sentient Skull-Plane Is Kept In ill-Concieved Prison
After many years, people of both Glasgow and Somalia finally manage to capture Terry The Terrifying...
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Uploaded on Jun 26, 2007
I Am In New Yawk
Queen in window asks for to me to have a good time, but I am already having one! Don't Walk! Ha ha ha!
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Uploaded on Jun 26, 2007
Dreadlocked Girl Is Happy To Have Passed Driving Test
Tent Dwelling People At Glastonbury Make Concentrated Effort To Conceal Floor From Angry Deity
Deity Of Unnamed Religion says 'I will smite the very earth!' to which cunning humanity responds with...
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Uploaded on Jun 26, 2007
I Take Photo At Glastonbury That Is Reminiscient To Me Of Movie Poster From Saving Private Ryan
Dreadlocked Girl Is Unbemused By Glastonbury Mud
I feel sad for her, and give her packet of plain Hobnobs. My sympathy never extends to chocolate.
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Uploaded on Jun 26, 2007
