Wacky Press Release

I get a lot of press releases, mostly pushed into my Outlook InBox. I thought the days of coming into work to a stack of faxes was over, but apparently not. Today I received this fax with the subject The Coolest Accessory for the Hottest Women.

Here's the first paragraph of the release:

Now there's a natural way for women to be chic, confident and cool during a hot flash. flashin fannye(tm) is introducing an entire collection of newly invented, hand-held fans designed to cool just about every hot flash, and at the same time, fan away the embarrassment, humiliation and discomfort associated with its symptoms.

Humiliation? The only person who should feel humiliated is the PR Director for flashin fannye, Ginny Bishop.