Frenchy McFrencherson here was made from a cabbage. The girls used a portobello mushroom (and a bit of turnip) for his beret, sprouts for his hair and parsnips for his eyes. His teeth and nose are the white part of scallions and his mustache is the roots. His lips are the tops of scallions. The pipe is made from a carrot, with a red pepper as a cherry and corn silk as the smoke.
The girls put almost all of this together with toothpicks and a skewer, though they used rubber cement to attach the hair and mustache. The smoke from the pipe is held up with one toothpick.
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