Slumber Party

Joy phoned me on my cellphone at work this week.

"Look at your cellphone."

"What?"

"Look at your cellphone."

"Huh?"

I look at my cellphone. This shot, taken by Joy that morning, was my phone's wallpaper.

"Bitch."

(Apparently, when Joy decided to take the photo, Bacon was asleep too. However, by the time she'd worked out how to take a photo with my phone, he was just staring.)