Chuck Norris Was Here
Yesterday I saw a tow truck hooked up to this car across the street. I assumed there was an accident on my street and it was there to tow the car away.
This morning, the car was still there, which means the tow truck was actually BRINGING the car, not taking it away. WTF gets into an accident that bad, and says to the tow truck guy, "Nah, don't take it to the chop chop, just drop it off at my place"?

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joshp (89 months ago | reply)
Apparently, the kind of people who are your neighbors. You should introduce yourself.
goldberg (89 months ago | reply)
I'm not sure if you're joking or not.
joshp (89 months ago | reply)
Maybe the guy is a single father of twins?
goldberg (89 months ago | reply)
Maybe the guy installs bigger swingsets in parks?