Me, In A Nutshell

BG took this video while we waited for what was to be really delicious vegetarian food at the Nile Ethiopian Restaurant in Richmond, VA just before we slid over to see The National play an amazing show.

Basically the story is, I went to the bathroom and instead of using the soap I used Febreeze. I was confused by the bathroom setup and neglected to notice the "Hand Soap" container which was clearly labeled. Instead I pressed the nozzle on the Febreeze canister thinking it was one of those cool new foamy soap dispensers. So then I stunk like Febreeze which is seriously one of the worst smelling things ever.

This is basically how retarded I am all of the time.