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WHAT THE FRACK

WHAT THE FRACK by francopoli.
Dear god.... I need to get the hell out of Kentucky. This is an ad on the back page of the LEO (leoweekly.com). This ad has been running for 3-4 weeks, is not a mistake, an those are not typos or errors that were not caught before publishing.

I would like to thank all the people who commented on this photo for proving my point. There is a lot of good about Kentucky that this California native has witnessed, and a lot that deserves mock and ridicule. Using a pregnant woman wearing lingerie to advertise Bachelorette parties is one of them. The Gun range angle is nothing more than icing on the cake of fail.

The ad people will fawn over this ad, the gun nuts will cry that they are being oppressed and the grammar folk's heads will explode. But there is a much deeper point to be made.

States like Kentucky are falling behind. There is a great potential here to be a leader of the area, a link in the great chain of commerce between the South, Midwest and Northeast. Yet this is the perception to those who do not live here. I tell people that Louisville has a large gay and lesbian community, and they laugh at me. I tell them that Louisville is the forefront of medical research, with some of the best heart surgeons in the world, and they stare blankly at me. I tell them that Louisville is the home of the US hand transplant teams, and they begin to look at the place differently. I tell them about the research done at UofL in relation to organ and tissue transplantation, and I can see in their faces a change in attitude. Kentucky is also the third largest producer of automobiles in the USA and has a larger industrial base than I expected.

Then, crap like this happens. For Kentucky to thrive into the next century and not become a third world nation in the center of the USA, the state and its people are going to have to focus on perceptions. Like it or not, this place has a reputation. That needs to change, fast, or else we will end up like Central Ohio, Alabama, Cleveland, Detroit, or any other city/state that has failed over the last decade because life and the world have changed under their feet.

We can't build a bridge here due to obstructionism, we won't fund schools, we won't work on infrastructure, but boy do we play basketball!

There is something wrong with this, and I think that only mock and ridicule will start to change attitudes. Otherwise, all the smart people will flee to Seattle, Chicago, California, etc. 

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Hell's Cupcakes says:

Why would you go anywhere? Clearly the real party is in Kentucky.
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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Zeke .  Pro User  says:

Not sure what's up with the knocked up babe in wedding-esque lingerie, but it just doesn't say 'paintball' to me. Go figure. (and yes, I have that same Leo in the living room, total WTF.)
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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brendan87na  Pro User  says:

All hail the FSM

may his noodly appendage touch us all
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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satocks says:

These cutting-edge ads are what keep Louisville weird.
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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Kevio4real says:

I'm guessing it's a reference to a shotgun wedding. The connection to paintball is pretty weak.
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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trypnotic  Pro User  says:

I don't get it. Is the bachelorette party for her or is she the stripper? Both?
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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roeurnt says:

I would make a snide southern joke, the photo already said it all.
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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FuzzyPlushroom says:

I had it pegged as "unique but good enough" until reading "yup, we sure do".

"Yup"? I think that's the joke right there.
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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TremorX says:

Stay classy, Kentucky.
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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ArghMonkey  Pro User  says:

Lets see ...

Half naked woman ... CHECK
Wearing bridal crown ... CHECK
Eggo is preggo ... CHECK
Pimping for guns ... CHECK

Oh you crazy yanks, I dont care what everyone says, your alright ...
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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Tom Lowe @ Timescapes says:

LMAO, fucking rednecks.
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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AdamDutty says:

OMGosh, no way dude thats just too funny! ROTFL

RT
www.iurlz.com/datools
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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LiveTheChaos  Pro User  says:

@warpony.....Dude, he was just joking. Calm down.
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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the_fuzzes  Pro User  says:

If warpony is correct we can disband our military and use that money to provide water, food, clothing and shelter to all who need it. If buying a gun means we can get rid of the military, I'm in.
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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dizzyd_23  Pro User  says:

Oh boy. You internet people are funny.
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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'Scratch'  Pro User  says:

Don't know man.. that just screams 'CAMP' to me - love it. Great tie ins, entertaining imagery - it's a great ad. You are talking about it after all.

- Ramen
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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christinahlg says:

better hope there's no baby-skull-seeking bullets in those guns...
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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armadillu  Pro User  says:

some pretty scary comments around here
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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Chris Cashdollar  Pro User  says:

Wow. This copy makes no sense. "Are you running out of time...? Yes we sure do."

...um, WHAT?

*sigh*
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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Lefty91 says:

I don't have any problem at all with guns and shooting ranges. I just think the ad is in poor taste. Nothing edgy about it, just disrespectful...but it is as it does.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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jonjonz says:

The add and warpony's comments should make it clear to everyone why rednecks and pobuckers are globally despised.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Furee says:

paintball + pregnant bride + gun range = real party
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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cherrypocket says:

Sure glad I moved out of that state before my children were grown. They thank me everyday. Do we really need ads like this!!!!
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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O'Bydalej  Pro User  says:

how many of you, conservative pricks, quietly dreamed of having a party like this. admit it ! :)
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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ddragonfly813 says:

Hell, whatever works... works! Funny? Made me LMAO but I DO have to say... even as a NY city slicker that warpony and his kind DO make a great point. You people shouldn't judge... You just never know! And who said "Poor Taste?" ~ ahahaha ~ I'm pretty sure that the folks in KY, where the ad was PUBLISHED don't think so and really doubt they thought it would published on Flickr for narrow minded judgemental people like yourself to come in and critique what they find "normal". I wonder what they'd think of YOUR normal day to day activities? Hmmmm. Not for me to judge... LOL
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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tbrams says:

It is a brilliant ad - has all the elements you could ask for. Sex (it happened), a pretty smiling girl and a surprising proposition that you will not forget again easily.

Thanks for posting :-)
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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odst11789 says:

@Timcat

are you really implying that Democrats are murdered in Louisville for being democrats?
Don't be crazy, New York City will not fall easily either. You'd be surprised how readily available guns are here.
I'm not quite a democrat, but i don't appreciate close-minded people no matter what my political standpoint.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Hank Mobley  Pro User  says:

I actually see lawsuits coming up, because there is nowhere mentioned that paintball shoot outs can harm unborn children.

Pregnant + paintball = bad idea. Why am I commenting this anyway?
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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midnight_dsob says:

she's hawt though....even at 9 months...i'd hit it again
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MrMach5  Pro User  says:

Wow!
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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mbritton72  Pro User  says:

I was once arrested for smuggling books into Kentucky, but I got off because they couldn't prove they were books.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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etiennerheaume says:

Warpony

Let me know how well that armed populace works out for you when you're getting bombed with nukes from high altitude or invaded with thousands of mechanized armor. Red Dawn is a joke.

Oh god, i just read your VT response, speechless. More guns = safety. Brilliant. Im thrilled you left the profession to the arch liberals.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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forceleader999 says:

Next thing you know, someone will point out the increase in crime in Great Britain since the gun ban.

But less guns equals more safety, right?

Yeah, if you're a criminal. Or a politician. But I repeat myself.
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forceleader999 says:

To address the topic at hand, that advert absolutely rocks! Makes me wish I lived in Kentucky.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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johncarey/  Pro User  says:

ok, Bro--caught the link on Twitter......said to myself "gotta get this guy as a Flickr contact!" LOL
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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deepdesignuk says:

that warpony fool was a teacher?

that is quite disturbing
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forceleader999 says:

No, disturbing is thinking that you think that such a poorly presented argument bears any weight against such a well written and plainly presented viewpoint as presented by warpony.

THAT is scary, that your education system has failed you so badly that you don't even realize how foolish you sound.
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EllysaJoy says:

I didn't know flickr was this ignorantly politically charged.
I live in the city that open range is.. my friend works there..

Knowing people in Kentucky, I'm sure it was a missprint. Knowing LEO, they probably thought it was funny.

I mean, I loathe living here as much as the next person, but theres no need to be rude.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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nerval says:

hahahhaha :)
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Wiretap Studios says:

Oh WOW! I live in Virginia and this tops my list of crazy redneck shit...

(saw this on digg.com)
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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dougmctx says:

Looks like an effective ad. We remember it, we send it to our friends ...
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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francopoli says:

Thanks for the comments. Thanks to those who missed the point. And thanks to those who made my point for me.

Also, this is not paintball. This is for an indoor gun range.

I'm having a serious debate with myself right now as to whether I stay in Louisville or move back home as housing is cheap in California again.

I have to say that I'm not leaning on staying. And I know a lot of other people that are looking to bail as well.
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Homr_Zodyssey says:

I live in Louisville. I saw this ad a week ago and while I was disturbed by seeing a very pregnant woman in lingerie, I think most of you are blowing this way out of proportion. First of all, its an ad for people who do Bachelor Parties. A pregnant bride is an apt image for that purpose. It does not suggest that pregnant brides should play paintball. The slash between Bachelor and "ette" means they can do Bachelorette parties too.

Its a silly ad. They have these same kinds of silly ads all over the country. Are you saying that Kentucky is backwards because they allow shooting ranges? Or just because they allow shooting ranges to advertise in local magazines?

If someone is thinking about leaving Louisville because of a silly ad, then please, do us a favor and go on.
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pxidistribution says:

too funny
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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forceleader999 says:

Have you seen the inflow/outflow numbers for California? If you move there, you'll be in the definite minority.

Personally, I think you should go. It's a free country (for now) and you've obviously missed the whole point of living in a mostly rural state like Kentucky. People with your attitude will always be far more welcome in a state like California.
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crabfisher says:

Dear state of Kentucky, please stop embarrassing the nation. thank you,
www.twitter.com/crabfisher
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ralphbod  Pro User  says:

gtfo of kentucky i'd say, you clearly don't have the sense of humor to fit in there. pro tip: the prose in the ad is better than that in your weird rant.
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KellyVision  Pro User  says:

RE: I'm having a serious debate with myself right now as to whether I stay in Louisville or move back home as housing is cheap in California again.


I agree with with Ralphbod, please get the hell out of here.
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francopoli says:

www.kentucky.com/181/story/814530.html

Why leave when I can claim people such as these as my neighbors?
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rustedlight  Pro User  says:

Lion cut kitty is shocked!

He liked it...really.
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francopoli says:

www.courier-journal.com/article/20090604/NEWS 01/906040362...

What this country needs is more guns in church. And somewhere out in the universe, George Carlin is lauging his ass off.
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fingmarmot says:

WOOOOOO kentucky!
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francopoli says:

I don't give a fat flying shit who did it, why they did it or even how high they were when they did it.

THE AD IS OF A PREGNANT WOMAN IN LINGERIE ADVERTISING A BACHELORETTE PARTY AT A FUCKING GUN RANGE.

Not even Saturday Night mother fucking Live would think of that.

It amuses me how the rednecks are all butt hurt that someone from the "outside" called them on the bullshit that is holding this state back.
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forceleader999 says:

So a Californian and New Zealander decide to perpetuate the stereotype, and instead of reacting like a reasoning creature (you know, a human), you buy right into that stereotype and get all pissy at...wait for it...KENTUCKY?!?

Are you brain damaged?
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DaJass says:

Uhm .. maybe it's due to the fact that I'm not a native .. but where exactly is the problem? (beside the fact that this advertisement is not very catchy/kinda pointless)
Posted 3 months ago. ( permalink )

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