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When life gives you lemons, throw them at cop cars. When life gives you limes, make limonada.

Limonada Recipe:

Ingredients:
2 limes or lemons, quartered and any seeds removed
8 cups of cold water
Approximately ½ cup of sugar, to taste
Ice cubes (maybe)

Preparation:
Place the quartered limes or lemons in the blender with 4 cups of water and sugar.
Blend until the limes or lemon is completely pulverized, the mixture should be slightly foamy with a whitish color.
Strain the lemonade and add the remaining 4 cups of water.
Serve with or without ice

Instructions for lemon delivery:

Ingredients:
1. Lemons (preferably old, soft, and useless)
2. Friendly police officers
3. The telephone number of a discrete bail bonds agency

Preparation:
1. hide thoughtfully
2. grasp mushy, disgusting lemon in your throwing hand
3. watch for the man
4. when the man is approximately 25 feet away, throw the lemon
5. run or remain hidden, to taste.

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She waits
the guardian of four doorways
with her brother
curled up warm against the bitter cold
watching
always silent
until distant sirens
invite her to sing along

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end of the line

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