Golden Retrievers Attack 11 21 2005
November 21, 2005 is a day I shall long remember. A friend of mine took this photo and then took off running for the car. He was able to escape this pack of angry golden retriever puppies. I wasn't so lucky. Like velociraptors, this pack had me running in fear and always looking back to see if the blood thirsty hounds were catching up to me. I ran right into the mouth of an awaiting retriever. The pack soon caught up and they all began tearing at my flesh and my clothes with their razor-sharp puppy teeth. Their combined intellect far surpassed mine, yet I had a secret weapon. I had a tennis ball that I just found minutes earlier. I raised the ball in my right hand and pretended to hurl the ball with all my might. Although the ball was still in my hand, the puppies all began running for the ball. Before they realized that I never threw the ball, I was back to the safety of my car with my friend. We were safe even as we watched the puppies at the back passenger side of the car. I wondered what they were doing looking at the back door when my friend and I were up front. Those puppies were not as intelligent as I once thought. I then looked at the backseat and saw that one of the golden puppies had no doubt followed my friend into the car and was now sitting and staring at me with his tongue bobbing in and out of his mouth. That little puppy then walked to the door and used his paw to open the back door. The door swung open and the pack quickly jumped into the car. The puppies lunged into the front seat and began to lick my arms and face. I began to panic. The largest and apparent leader of the pack jumped onto my chest and his mouth went for my throat. Every good time and happy memory that I ever had during my life passed through my mind. When that ended, about ten seconds later, I passed out and...
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mkohpotts, Kamicak, Red Dog Designs, Candi luvs Noah!, and 62 other people added this photo to their favorites.
Eva DS (50 months ago | reply)
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Just for Golden Retrievers, and we'd love to have your photo added to the group.
Nice story and good shot!
*~Abby Road~* [deleted] (48 months ago | reply)
lol good story:o3
jjflash229 (48 months ago | reply)
sound like wolves,but not golden retriever pups.
dreaDRASTIC (48 months ago | reply)
those puppies are the cutest thing ever great picture
Injas World (45 months ago | reply)
ROFL.......OMG that is the funniest story! I have tears rolling down my face.....I have 3 Goldens now and have had 6 prior to these three. The Golden puppy has got to be one of the world's cutest creatures. And to hear your story told as if they are a pack of wolves is just hilarious! I love it!
Injas World (45 months ago | reply)
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called The coolest photographs on Flickr, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
Ciara Chase Photography (42 months ago | reply)
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Dogs Only, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
Pedro Galisteo (37 months ago | reply)
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Golden Retriever (España), and we'd love to have this added to the group!
wauuu what a photo!!!
mackenziefranks (35 months ago | reply)
that is cute
Mexycan (31 months ago | reply)
these little cuties did ALL that???
halbtaub (31 months ago | reply)
I'm happy for your survival. Thank god, you can warn the rest of us.
Monte Mendoza (31 months ago | reply)
These "little cuties" are capable of more than it would seem. You can tell from the photo that the pack is NOT afraid to attack in broad daylight. They're considered cute and dangerous and they're still out there.
Beth.Fernandez (31 months ago | reply)
Ha, ha, cute storie, I wish I was attacked by such a wild bunch!
Joannebaby (30 months ago | reply)
They are sooo cute love golden retrievers.
<3 Molly J. Random <3 (21 months ago | reply)
They are Adorable! I wish I wasn't lazy so I could read thet story.
RamosRL (18 months ago | reply)
LOL ... The photo is great, but the story is just fantastic. Thanks for the heads up about those little terrible creatures ;-)
Monte Mendoza (18 months ago | reply)
Thanks RamosRL. I have a photo set called "every picture tells a story" where I wrote mini-stories like this one.
This photo was invited and added to the Golden Retriever World group.
Willou1406 (3 months ago | reply)
sa rappel de proche souvenir