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It's hazardous to relate any stories about my birth seeing as putting my town of birth and the exact date online gives you two of the three facts you need to steal my identity

It's hazardous to relate any stories about my birth seeing as putting my town of birth and the exact date online gives you two of the three facts you need to steal my identity by genmon.
I've been reading some books about a detective who is also a wizard, and he trades knowledge of fragments of his name (he has several middle names) with a demon, who gives him data in return. Once the demon has his entire name, it can control him with its demonic magic.

Every time I tell personal stories online, I give away one of a scarce number of facts. Once that process is complete, I flip inside-out, inverted, and the answer to the question "who is Matt Webb" will be found in the world and not in my body. I won't be in control any longer.

But holding onto facts - metering them out, being cautious - is as bad as trying to save the planet by flying a little less, or avoiding heartache by the refusing of falling in love. Let's make more facts, so many, as many as we can, and be profligate with the ones we already have!

It's my birthday today; this is an image of a photograph of a younger me. 

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alexandra666  Pro User  says:

Stealing your identity would still never allow anyone to know who you really are :)

Happy birthday and see you at thishappened!
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Preoccupations  Pro User  says:

Happy 30th birthday, Matt!
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neb  Pro User  says:

happy birthday, my friend. one might somehow know all the encapsulating data, but one could never know all the threads.
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genmon  Pro User  says:

Thank you all :)
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russelldavies  Pro User  says:

Happy Birthday!
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holgate  Pro User  says:

Perhaps "who is Matt Webb?" never was in your body; "who am I?", on the other hand, is never anywhere but.

(Rumpelstiltskin, I think, is hardly an old tale, but a parable of advancing modern bureaucracy.)

Happy birthday, sir. It's a pleasure to know you.
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