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Aggressor says:

The animals never die and only eat plants?
So in other words, the animals would hugely overpopulate. Sounds like a great plan......
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linux-works says:

EVERY green herb?

hey, that sounds like 'freedom of religion' lets people do drugs.

cool!!!

jesus, here I come!
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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beggarstune says:

Imagine the stench - all the rotting flesh from dead animals without anything to clean it up. Where were the worms and vultures through all of this?
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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Mr.Yeti says:

Nothing died, and no one pooped. Everyone lived forever on plants and farted rainbows. Fantastical!
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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Doc_Hartman says:

Animals didn't die? Did they procreat and the world was designed to just expand with the huge population? Adam never "knew" Eve until after God cast them out of Eden so really, if Adam hadn't given in to Eve's nagging and humiliation we wouldn't be here now!? I have a headache.
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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alfora says:

And because nothing died nothing can get older. That means no children.
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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damianhammontree says:

No death in a "good creation" is all well and good... but aren't all those plants dying? Or don't creationists think that plants are alive? Or, I dunno, maybe they haven't really thought this through?
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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deebat2001 says:

Next on HBO: "Field of Beasts," starring Kevin Costner. A failing farmer in Iowa plows under his crop to build a baseball diamond. Dinosaurs mysteriously appear from the corn and eat the grass in left field.
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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ashwinmudigonda says:



And then God smacked his forehead and went, "Wtf was I thinking! Anybody game for some nuggets?"

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Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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stevealgernon says:

Venus Flytrap?
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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.squidelicious. says:

venus flytraps are tools of SATAN meant to decieve us.
thus saeth the LORD
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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Angry Monkey says:

Ah, so knowledge of good and evil DID make the wolves eat the bunnies. It's all clear to me now.
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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gturner6ppc says:

And lo, God made the Earth as a salad bar, but there were no bacon bits.
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jimmybuddy says:

Which would explain why some dinosuars, like T-Rex, had teeth designed for tearing and eating flesh while others had teeth designed to grind plant matter.

As opposed to all dinosaurs having teeth designed for an herbivorous diet.
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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larix517  Pro User  says:

OK, so because we're all ALREADY evil, we should continue with the disgusting animal farming processes that lead to chicken who can't walk, hogs that can't turn around in their pens, and bovines pumped full of hormones. All so your brainwashed Pentecostal kid can have their happy meal.
My brain hurts.
If God created everything as vegetarians, then you should become a vegetarian to follow His Divine Plan. Simple as that.
More than that - we all became omnivores from eating an apple? My brain asplode.
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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Kidsturk  Pro User  says:

I think the bible wouldn't be nearly as popular if Eve had turned to Adam and said, 'Here, bite the head off this chicken. It's really good."
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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spurton says:

Uh breast milk is not a plant!
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animegoddess says:

Wait, all he managed was a "very good" creation, not a perfect one? Well that explains a lot...
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Josh Thompson  Pro User  says:

Do they explain why God gave us canine teeth even though we supposedly were intended to be vegans?

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kd1s  Pro User  says:

Um, you don't get to be the size of a T-Rex without a very big protein intake. They were meat eaters from day one.
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

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R3ality  Pro User  says:

I... I... umm... this is too much. I thought the Doctrine of the Anonymous Christian was bad... but this? Wow.
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

garyb50 [deleted] says:

My dog & cat eat grass when they have upset tummies.
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

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ThatWouldBeSeven says:

It must really suck to be a T-rex with corn kernels stuck between all your teeth.
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

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Stuart Forsyth  Pro User  says:

Grazing must really have been a pain with sword like teeth and slashing claws. Did Adam keep herds of T-rexes?

Were any of the "green herbs" poisonous? Imagine Adam jnr. chomping down on some deadly nightshade.
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

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Miss Jecka  Pro User  says:

"Nothing died, and no one pooped. Everyone lived forever on plants and farted rainbows. Fantastical!"

That just killed me.
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

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sandkiller says:

@MrYeti

roflmao
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

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superdorito says:

the good animals that eat herb, still living in narnia. : /
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

hilkens80 [deleted] says:

In a "very good" creation, nothing dies? But animals pay the price for human sin now? What the fuck?

They didn't do anything! God's punishing innocent bunny rabbits for something a whore and a dipshit did eons ago (give or take a couple billion years..)

So, why do we now see vegetarian animals still? Obviously sharks would have no need for multiple rows of razor-sharp teeth in a "very good" creation. Did they grow them after the fact? Perhaps God used his omniscience to go ahead and give them their teeth off the bat. A shame he didn't remove that Tree of Knowledge from Eden at the same time (a court of law would hold Him accountable for our sin due to negligence, btw).

So then some whales grew teeth to eat fish and some continued to strain plankton after this whole sin thing popped into existence. God didn't really stay consistent with his punishment for the beasts of the earth. I guess He can get away with being fickle though. After all, who's going to pull over the cop for speeding?

Either way, Bambi's doomed. Humans have stumbled upon this thing called 'sin' in God's perfect universe which bleeds death and damnation to every living creature in it. And how did we find it? God made it.

God made sin.

I'll say it again. Sin was discovered by humans because God is the author and creator of sin.

Let's follow this out logically. For anything to exist, it exists because "God" made it, yes? If God didn't create, it couldn't possibly exist. Right? Right. Sin exists (according to the Bible, for the sake of argument), therefore, it had to have a creator.

Surely Satan didn't create something that God couldn't have. That would cede to the devil too much power. Who's to say that Satan couldn't, therefore, create his own human? Or planet? Or Heaven? At any rate, if Satan did have the power to create concepts in God's universe, it would only be because God gave him the power to begin with.

No, no Christian would allow the Dark One to have such authority. Which lays the burden of guilt at God's feet. Logically, it's God's fault that humans are inclined towards evil and steal, and rape, and murder, and ultimately have to die because of their sins...

Such a god is not worthy of our praise, worship, or adoration. This God is to be despised and avoided. Satan might have been trying to warn us in advance about this guy...
Posted 24 months ago. ( permalink )

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