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A Jesus Horse

A Jesus Horse by Dr JonboyG.

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cubswin39 says:

jesus horse! ha! is that kid bam-bam.
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linux-works says:

how long did that saddle take to 'evolve' while on that animal? ;)

the cloth covering was a nice touch. it WAS a caring god, afterall! ;)
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beggarstune says:

That wouldn't be a *leather* saddle would it? Did an animal have to die to make it?
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ashwinmudigonda says:

As a controls engineer, I am curious if God could divulge the extremely nonlinear, time varying controller that he designed, coded and installed into this beast to enable quadrupedal locomotion (bipedal is tougher. Ask the Japs)

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Seen in your Creationist Museum, Kentucky, 2007 set. (?)
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jimmybuddy says:

So, it starts here and in 30 years this kid will be asking my kids whether they want fries with that? All part of God's plan, I understand now.
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peterh32 says:

Kid's going to get the surprise of his life when his dad puts in a quarter.
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nogoodreason  Pro User  says:

I'm sorry... since WHEN do Creationists believe in dinosaurs??
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the_moni_moni  Pro User  says:

Hehe. . . remember the show Dinoriders?
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craig v says:

Triceratops are actually quite docile.
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Jim Smalley says:

Had they inventing the intricate weaving patterns back then, in order to get the trim on this thing? What about colored dyes?
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fastfashn  Pro User  says:

A baby dino with a saddle. Not ONLY a saddle, but a saddle that apparently is held on by nylon seatbelts.

Good grief, can't we have The Relic come in and eat this museum?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0120004/
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The Searcher  Pro User  says:

nogoodreason: It's all explained at "answersingenesis.com". They were even on the Ark (and all plant eaters.) I think it's great that kids are learning this stuff instead of science. We need janitors and fry-cooks, too.

Beginner's Bible Coloring Book!
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fastfashn  Pro User  says:

"Triceratops are actually quite docile."

Triceratops are over twenty feet long, full grown. I don't know what this thing is, but it kinda reminds me of Jerry Falwell, all jowly and all.
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frelichb says:

The Searcher Pro User says:

nogoodreason: It's all explained at "answersingenesis.com". They were even on the Ark (and all plant eaters.) I think it's great that kids are learning this stuff instead of science. We need janitors and fry-cooks, too.
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Janitors and Fry-cooks? Did you not see the Republican debate? The people who want to run our country believe this. And uneducated bible belters are actually basing their vote on whether their candidates believe this....

There was an estimated 10 million Americans that actually believe that based on one small passage in the bible regarding a lizzard they can explain all the fossilized dinosaurs coexisting with humans and those humans not having to struggle day to day for survival.
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The Searcher  Pro User  says:

sorry, I didn't think I needed [sarcasm] brackets around that. It's a terribly tragic and scary slide towards fundementalism, and I choose to poke fun at it. Because as soon as I stop laughing, all that's left for me to do is huddle in a corner shivering quietly to myself.

[PS: the people who want to run our country don't actually believe this. They say they believe it in order to get the fundy vote. It's called "lying", and is only just slightly less disturbing.]
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mikhei [deleted] says:

yeah, i thought creationists believe the fossils were fakes or whatever to further the agenda of those damn scientists
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dreadpirategeoff says:

MY GOD RIDES DINOSAURS and if yours doesn't your religion might not be true.
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felipedargent2000 says:

So... guess those triceratops got extint because mean Noah left them out of the arc, vicious and merciless man.
At least the guys that created that "museum" can´t be accused of lacking creativity, come up with all those "explations" has to have some value... who knows maybe we are looking at the next J. K. Rowling.
Anyway, why should we be tolerant with groups that preach intolerance?
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rationalrose says:

The abject stupidity on display here makes me think there is a smarter explanation. What if you took the early 90's Nike brainwash marketing ads in reverse and applied it to religion? I have a dream.. Do not ask what your country can do for you.. and Jordan's slam and tongue.. become, the world is 6000 years old and Eve strolled with Dinosaurs. This may be the antithesis of the Nike's positive-feeling marketing.

What if this is all just an effort to push us closer to our corporate masters and further away from love thy neighbor.. shelter the homeless, feed the hungry, and care for the sick..

Hate to hit you all with reason. But can this be explained? All these people (lemmings aside) cannot be this stupid. I believe this could be a big-money-based concerted effort to debunk religion for corporate gain. After all don't you look at Christians differently because of this? The CIA calls it poisoning the well.
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linux-works says:

I think the lesson, here, is:

nothing is real until you can ride it

(the illogic of a dino with a kid-friendly saddle - head does asplode. yes it does.)
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garyb50 [deleted] says:

I don't recognize that dino on the left. I wonder what happened to it's saddle?
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BlueZenith says:

You know, the world's twelve-thousand years old, and dinosaurs existed in that time, you'd think it would've been mentioned in the f---ing bible at some point. "And o, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth, but the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus with a splinter in his paw. And o, the disciples did run a-shrieking 'What a big f---ing lizard, Lord.' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus' paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a Loch for oh so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat f---ing families and their fat dollar bills. And O Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you, Lord." - Bill Hicks (Revelations)
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Gavin James  Pro User  says:

Oh, this is just amazing...
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ghostofjimi58 says:

oh kewl...i want to ride the one on the left!....lol
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Jeremy Farmer Photog  Pro User  says:

this is amazing! I can't wait to visit! Do you own stock?
Posted 28 months ago. ( permalink )

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dM.nyc™  Pro User  says:

Do they show old episodes of the Flintstones as reference material there?
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