- "Authentic" Superman costume, featuring short sleeves and mask.
- "Cushion Whoopee"
- "WORLDS UGLIEST HANDS"
- Onion Gum
- MOSTER GHOST over seven feet tall! "Remotely Controlled" - which means it has a string you can yank to move the thing.
- ???MYSTERY PACKAGE??? features all the junk that no one would buy.
- X-RAY SPECS: an hilarious optical illusion. Gee, I wonder why they put a busty woman in this ad?
- "Actual copies of real bullet holes!"
- Learn hypnotic control
- I like the LEASTER GHOST - wiseacre
- And Robin. - wiseacre
- Oops. Of course, I meant MOSTER GOATS.
- I was always intrigued by the "Silent Dog Whistle," but wondered how I'd really know if it worked. - Jodi K.