iPod happy

Want a free iPod?

I just got my brand spanking new, shiny, black 30 gig iPod, a free t-shirt, and a pen, and I didn't even have to pay a shipping charge! Just click the link, sign up for an offer, and paste your code into your own blog or web page. You don't have to buy anything, but the offers are really good—stuff you need anyway, like a zero-interest credit card, and it costs nothing! The trick, though, is to get five more people to sign up through your link. Once they do, the iPod is yours. It's an old-fashioned pyramid scheme.

Or perhaps you'd like a free digital camera instead!

(I am listening to Bob Schneider's "Metal and Steel.")