3D, i iz cheezburger and pickle in side - Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse and Wizard flee the Giant Cat, Aghh, Running, Main Street U.S.A., Disneyland®, Anaheim, California, 2008.11.14 13:21
[crosseye stereograph, see 3D with your right eye on the left image, and left on right.]
The man in the red vest with the bloody arm stump agrees, do not beam down to the planet in a red vest, ʇɐɔ ʎddɐɥ.
Better Mouse, trap
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When talking to a Photo-Pass photographer he mentioned that you can have a picture taken with a pixie in your hand.
I said I could build a better mouse trap.
"When about to snap, the photographer often says "Say Cheese!" But we are here in the happiest place on earth, the place built by a mouse, why not exclaim "Say Mickey!", which is to dis Minnie, so say "Say Minnie!" more often.
Cheese is a rotten bait, it fails as an attractant, dries out, is easily removed in one piece, and is mildly interesting to mice.
Peanut butter on the other hand is an excellent bait, it's very attractive to a wide variety of vermin for a long time, and the scent remains long after most of the peanut butter has been licked away, so it continues to be effective for a long time.
Now the mice here, they are very large. They stand up and measure five feet tall and wear clothes. The good news is they can be gathered easily with a jar of peanut butter. But what can you do once you collect them? Well, they won't let me bring in a shotgun, so I was looking for a more effective, proactive mouse trap.
And where I come from, if you kill it, you eat it. I'm going to need a case of floss to get the rug from between my teeth, and I am certain I can not digest latex - and there is so much meat, I can't eat it all before it rots, so I'll have to throw a luau of a banquet just finish it.
So what's the big idea, you ask?
Say Cheese! Say Peanut Butter! Say Mickey!