Hell Awaits You!

O Damn!

Someone remembered us! The last one only said witches, which I am too. Save me a seat will you?

Would you leave your children alone with this morally righteous angel of light?

Hooray the agnostics will get in.

Confucius say, he who fart in church must sit in own pew.

If you’re wondering “Does Hell await me?” all you need to do if look at this mans list. I must admit according to this information I am destine for the everlasting “Lake O’ Fire”. Masturbation and I go way back and I don’t see that friendship coming to an end anytime soon. I may in fact be “Sexually Immoral” as well. I have no idea really since morality is relative, but I’m guessing their opinion in that matter would be immorality. I like how Pagans are on the list of those that will be cast into hell. It is my opinion that if the Pagan religion were the more successful of the modern religions, the world would be a much better place. I guess violence prevails as the most violent religions seem to be the most successful in sticking around.

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jnape says:

what is a "pew sitter?"
the only thing I can think of is maybe Catholic. And if that's the case I've been going to hell ever since I was baptized.
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

jpmatth says:

interesting that hell only awaits a single "jehovah witness." also "dopers" sounds funny to me, i don't know why.

the guys in back look like his secret service bodyguards or something.
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

[ mizi ] says:

Hahaha. Wow, I guess 90% of us are going to hell.
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

brewpez says:

Gee, I wonder what he thinks awaits
him? To me his expression just oozes
the word,"smug". It is a good
straight on shot.
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

jnape says:

I'm still wondering about the "pew sitters"
I wonder where he got the Jesus baseball hat too.
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

renegade [deleted] says:

With people like him around, it is already hell.
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

aperrott says:

They missed "Self rightous people" off the board.
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

raysto says:

this man is clearly a wanker
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

kapper says:

This is not a great representation of the Love of Jesus Christ. What his sign doesn't tell you is that Jesus is for everyone on that list. Their is forgiveness for all of us, even the guy with the sign. All we need to do is believe and accept his free gift of salvation, repent for our sins, and leave our evil ways. always Love God and Love other.
Posted 47 months ago. ( permalink )

robbed says:

Except the pew sitters.
Posted 47 months ago. ( permalink )

PawnGespielt says:

hahahaha. he doesn't masturbate.
Posted 44 months ago. ( permalink )

deenahz says:

some things are obvious, but I think he deserves credit for expressing himself to give the warning
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

C.D.2006 says:

"dopers" lol
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

andrastia says:

Hell might be fun if all those people are going to be there...
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

greenmannowar says:

i think people with stinky underarms should be on the list.
this guy would probably go to hell.
How bout uncontrolable spending ?
(Bush would be on the list, im sure he is already anyway)
911review.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

C.D.2006 says:

How about men with beards over 30 who have never kissed a girl?

i.e. the guy with the sign.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

Deborah Woodward [deleted] says:

Wouldn't God be thrilled to know that this guy's read his book and here's his take on it.
Posted 41 months ago. ( permalink )

C.D.2006 says:

No I think God would be annoyed that the man is acting like a idiot instead of helping the poor.
Posted 41 months ago. ( permalink )

Kim The Star Princess says:

Aw. damn it. We're all going to Hell.
Posted 40 months ago. ( permalink )

Chris, says:

"pew sitters"?...
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

u-boot says:

Interesting!
According to his list murderers won't go to hell but masturbators will...
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Kraken Mosaics [deleted] says:

I love the look on that guy's face....if that look doesn't say "welcome to hell" I don't know what else does.
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

Mark 8:34 Photography says:

That guy in the picture is part of the reason there are so many agnostic, athiests, and unbelievers these days. He gives Christians a real bad reputation
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

imbok2000 says:

Goofy delusional waste of time centered around a make believe god based on a made up book.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

Chris, says:

@calledbychrist: agreed, but don't forget deists (raises hand).
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

Sheer Brick says:

As an atheist/agnostic type person, I really hate that I'm lumped in with astrologers. So wrong!

Can I have my own quiet cove in the Lake of Fire, please?

[Also- dopers: did his mother make that sign?]
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

inanakaya says:

Hmmm.. And a 16 year old pagan, lesbian masburbator?
And Im sure you could group me with the "sexually immoral" and a has-been "doper" and I suppose a liar as well...
So that puts me in, what...? like the 9th circle of hell?
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

Just Us 3 says:

Holy crap, I'm in trouble too...
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

woodward98 says:

"Pew sitter" tends to refer to people who go to church just to be seen there- kind of a fake piousness or religion for conformity's sake. You might compare it to the term "poser"- someone who dresses like a skater, talks the talk etc but doesn't actually skate.

At least that's how I heard it growing up.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

BoArthur says:

I'm surprised he didn't throw Mormons and Scientologists onto his list...
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

Claudiu B. [deleted] says:

yea !

interesting ...
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

matkaantytto [deleted] says:

he'll go to Heaven and be the only one there
all so alone lol
Posted 30 months ago. ( permalink )

Chris1051 says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Bible Belt, and we'd love to have your photo added to the group.
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

imago.dei says:

astrologers? what's the deal with that?
Posted 28 months ago. ( permalink )

Half-light says:

Oh my, this man has issues... :)
Well, looks like I will be going to hell, but I’ll be in good company...haha!

I totally agree with what you wrote about this photo.
And it’s an excellent capture!
Posted 28 months ago. ( permalink )

Eosphoros [deleted] says:

Well, after reflexion I think that if all good guys like him go to heaven, Hell looks to be a not so bad place.
Posted 28 months ago. ( permalink )

Studio 950 says:

Isn't it redundant to include Satanists in that group?
Posted 28 months ago. ( permalink )

THEBADBOY says:

If the option is to see those friendly faces in heaven (as seen on pic above) I go for option two and meet my cool friends downstairs
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

Carfan11791 says:

so basicly, hells going to be a giant party, oh boy, poor him them he'll be alllll alone
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

Steph Payne says:

Studio 950 : As a lot of 'Satanists' Don't actually worship Satan, it's not redundant, other than that it's part of Paganism.
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

trailingbegonia says:

This guy looks familiar...I've seen him before...~thinking...thinking...thinking~ Oh, I know, I know! I saw his picture in the federal Sex Offenders Registry!
Posted 24 months ago. ( permalink )

ludwig van standard lamp says:

dood, *masturbators* thats pretty much everyone. I guess the nutter xtians must be having a *lot* of wet dreams!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

baroysipe says:

If I can't masturbate in heaven....well, then it's not really heaven. Is it?

Oh! Also I love to perform abortions, so hell it is! :D
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

x.x.x.Miss.Michelle.x.x.x says:

Hahahaha...what a nut. Since I'm an atheist I guess I'm headed that way...can't wait...front row seats,anyone?
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

2XTouchette says:

What about "Flickr users"...LOL
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

improbcat says:

Man, I only scored a 4. I need to be more morally corrupt.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

Chris1051 says:

Heh heh....
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

LightBringerPhoto says:

Sometimes the people who do the most harm to Christianity are the ones claim the name of Christian. They just don't have the heart of Christ. In the end, even they won't reach their own standards of holiness.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

j00wish says:

What's with the tool belt? Is he on break or something? Someone give him a tuna sandwich or something...
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

Hep2jive says:

what a nazi
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

bayaniboulder says:

aw man, masturbators an drunkards thats me!
but what about murderers or those kind of people
an wtf is a pew sitter
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

umm... kiersten? says:

Save me a seat. Fucking hardcore christians.
Posted 21 months ago. ( permalink )

vertin says:

This guy should have sign that reads, hey! look at me, I'm a moron!
Posted 21 months ago. ( permalink )

tsomervell1218 says:

I feel so sorry that this is what a lot of people think represents Christ. On behalf of all true christians, I apologize for this embarrasing behavior. Jesus taught love and said to love everyone, even though we're all sinners. I'm just plain embarrased of people who represent Christ this way.
Posted 20 months ago. ( permalink )

Crown Photography says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called 'Candid Camera', and we'd love to have this added to the group!
Posted 20 months ago. ( permalink )

rikudemyxdert says:

Im in 6 of those catagories.
Im glad my Gods arnt vengeful.
Posted 20 months ago. ( permalink )

Golden Striker says:

He conveniently left out "those who wear tool belts when they're not on a job site". I can't say I'm a real big believer in hell, but I get the distinct feeling, if there is one, that guys like this are going to be the first to be thrown into it to have their nuts boiled in a deep fat fryer for the rest of eternity.
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

windstorm2009 says:

I'm not going to Hell. The twist is that people like that may just be the ones to go to Hell instead for judging others. It's just wrong.
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

photolitherland says:

damn im going to hell, oh well
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

Golden Striker says:

That's a lot of exposition over a word which doesn't even appear in the bible. That's right, the word "hell" does NOT appear in the bible.
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

jpmatth says:

He does the same thing any good parent would, but on a bigger scale.

so you're saying "good parents" torture their children who don't behave? your worldview is deranged.
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

Chris1051 says:

@Golden Striker

I believe you may be wrong.

BLB word search
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

iandky says:

that guy needs to go masturbate. maybe then he could chill the fuck out.
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

Scott Stringham "Rustling Leaf Design" says:

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pew-s itter
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

springer7217 says:

HAHAHA LOL MY FAVORITE!

Masturbators... "oh damn!"
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

zach071591 says:

That comment was WAY to long for flickr lol. and Im going to like the 6th story of hell...rofl
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

zach071591 says:

Lol...I bet that guy has masterbated before. Oh wait Christians beleive in Repent, so that means, they can fuck up all they want, and just repent and its all "forgivin" what a crock of shit
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

2XTouchette says:

You are forgiven however you are judged by God when you decide to keep sinning. You don't just get excused from knowing that you are doing wrong...
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

gan.drak says:

...and the list is in alphabetical order too!
I am glad that flickr-users are not included in the list.
Posted 12 months ago. ( permalink )

dreamtwine [deleted] says:

Oh s£$T !!! Im screwed !!!!
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

sashia ousley says:

i'm like eight or nine of those i think. oops
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

saintjeremy says:

heh, I think I'm a few of those. I thikn that guy is gonna kick my ass if he finds out.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

saintjeremy says:

heh, I think I'm a few of those. I think that guy is gonna kick my ass if he finds out.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

mtsofan says:

He looks like a Bible scholar to me.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

Hep2jive says:

i agree to hell with the witches! all the 1000s that i know?!
Posted 9 months ago. ( permalink )

skavr6 says:

no "faggots" ?! I"m almost dissapointed :p
Posted 5 months ago. ( permalink )

LoveVickyx says:

I love how they added masturbators. Hell is going to be overloaded! Fucking idiots!
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink )

immortalfriendstotheworld says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called sad world, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
Posted 5 weeks ago. ( permalink )

immortalfriendstotheworld says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called soulful group, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
Posted 5 weeks ago. ( permalink )

catbennett says:

I made the list more than once... Hooray!
Posted 2 weeks ago. ( permalink )

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