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pheezy, nuruL H., dogseat, Monkey Magic, and 63 other people added this video to their favorites.
pheezy (50 months ago | reply)
They're ALIVE!
fetching (50 months ago | reply)
this looks almost like bad vintage porn until the baby hatches.
matuko amini (50 months ago | reply)
a lot easier than childbirth!
diastema (50 months ago | reply)
Ha! Lane, you almost made me snort tea up my nose. Of course, it couldn't truly be bad vintage porn without bad vintage porn music...
Pheezy, grab the kids and head for the root cellar. They're coming for you!
Much easier, Adrienne!
elkit (50 months ago | reply)
So *THAT'S* where babies come from! Thanks for enlightening me, Diastema!
diastema (50 months ago | reply)
My pleasure, Elke! I figured it was time everyone knew the truth.
dogseat (50 months ago | reply)
that just screams your name! good break into video!
bakuhatsu1 (50 months ago | reply)
Parents around the country will now have something to show the toddlers when it's time for a little sex ed!
yogateacher lohas macrobioticdinner saltwaterflush [deleted] (50 months ago | reply)
this is great.
Juan-Calderon (50 months ago | reply)
How cool!
b-real (50 months ago | reply)
awesomer and awesomer
chillhiro (50 months ago | reply)
i want a big sister, mommy!
Monkey Magic (50 months ago | reply)
excellent video! Now we know where all the little dolls come from.
harpy (50 months ago | reply)
"the baby hatches"
that says it all really
Anti-$ocial butterfly [deleted] (50 months ago | reply)
im starting to understand that video isnt necessarily a bad thing. this was cool!
diastema (50 months ago | reply)
Thanks, kids! Making this little video gave me newfound appreciation for birds and their nest-making abilities. I mean, I've got opposable thumbs AND a glue gun and I still had trouble making something that looked semi-authentic.
striatic (50 months ago | reply)
i really do hope you do more of this kind of thing. i especially liked the lighting changes which made everything seem nice and raw... which is cool because normally i don't even *like* raw eggs!
mmatsuba [deleted] (50 months ago | reply)
i love your work !!
x99elledge (50 months ago | reply)
this compliments your photostream so well. it's amazing. i love it !
vive the video.
www.flickr.com/photos/x99elledge/2413952617/
omalingue (50 months ago | reply)
First videos in my contacts' stream !
Nice.
Stew* (50 months ago | reply)
Awesome use of video. If we have to have it, I hope it leans towards this, predominantly. Not everyone has your talent, though. I've often wondered how the hell birds make nests without hands.
Forrest Seas (50 months ago | reply)
The first video I've seen worth watching.
tedfoo (50 months ago | reply)
Jesus. So awesome. I concur with everyone above me.
nonac. (50 months ago | reply)
perfect.
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Seen in my contacts' photos. (?)
sgoralnick (50 months ago | reply)
lurve it. i feel like these are hidden-camera videos of the toys that come alive while you are sleeping.
Archie_Pix [deleted] (50 months ago | reply)
This is like a subtly psychotic Ray Harryhausen flick. Nice.
Tampen (50 months ago | reply)
Can we have some bad vintage porn soon ?
Ayîk/Petit Tricotage (50 months ago | reply)
I thought your stills were captivating; these little films are equally enthralling.
diastema (50 months ago | reply)
You guys are so awesome. Thanks so much!
Steph Goralnick and Mr. Archie Pix hit the nail right on the head...that's pretty much the vibe I was going for. Yay!
Tampen, I'm currently working on the script for my bad vintage toy film, and I'm holding auditions for the part of the impressionable pizza deliveryman.
Stri, I hate raw eggs, too! And what I hate even more is having to blow the guts out of a raw egg that reeks of vinegar from the dye bath.
defekto (50 months ago | reply)
I'm won over by video all of a sudden.
diastema (50 months ago | reply)
:)
Jim, you may be pleased to know I've got plans for some of the things you sent me!
Frank Synopsis (50 months ago | reply)
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called International Society for Wondrous & Ecstatic Realness on Video, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
defekto (50 months ago | reply)
Tara, I started another box for you. I have so much stuff and can't wait for our BIG yard sale next month. As I go through my crap, some of the tiny things will be set aside.
Rachel McCauley (50 months ago | reply)
awesome! you are very talented.
diastema (50 months ago | reply)
Thank you, Rachel!
Jim, I'm bouncing with glee over here! Just tell me that the famous chair will NOT be sold in the yard sale.
Monkey River Town (50 months ago | reply)
What software did you use to make your movie? (SAH)
dangerpaws (50 months ago | reply)
yay stop motion! gorgeous
chuckwheat (50 months ago | reply)
the Barbie farm
striatic (50 months ago | reply)
oh tara i should mention that your photos are in the background of this video i made:
www.flickr.com/photos/striatic/2408498322/
since i sleep facing the wall, they're the first thing i see when i wake up!
defekto (50 months ago | reply)
haa.. the "famous" chair will stay, but it's really starting to need a good cleaning!
sfrances (50 months ago | reply)
I'll take mine scrambled! Lovely work that's even livelier thanks to Flickr vid. Viva viva!
helveticaneue (50 months ago | reply)
well she'll certainly keep her girlish figure birthing that way.
diastema (50 months ago | reply)
Thanks, babies!
Laura, the eggshell doubles as a bassinet.
Frances, I like mine over-hard, with bacon. Wait, make that double bacon.
Jim, I bet that chair could tell some pretty amazing stories....
stri, that's so awesome! I prefer to sleep facing the window, which is probably why I don't have art on the bedroom walls.
Seth, I used Windows Movie Maker, and it works pretty well for these little projects.
Lnr Mck (50 months ago | reply)
What dedication. I am impressed!
Tracy27 (50 months ago | reply)
Well, Eddie Izzard did claim that babies taste of chicken. Excellent work!
Frank Synopsis (50 months ago | reply)
Nice to see all these comments and encouragement, hoping to see more from you too!
Frances, bacon?
O-Kay [deleted] (50 months ago | reply)
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called A VIDEO, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
amanda kavanagh (50 months ago | reply)
Fantastic... and very accurate, as I recall.
{Pamphile} (50 months ago | reply)
goddamn.
I <3 you & your art!
gorman.debra (50 months ago | reply)
Ha I'd like to see Ken do that