At the end of The Colbert Report, President Obama (oops, did I say that?) made a cameo appearance that included putting “distractions” ON NOTICE.
I couldn't help but notice that it was also at the top of the list. Coincidence? (Here's a hint, if you think there's a lot of accidents going on at The Daily Show/Colbert Report, I'd like to be the first to inform you that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary.)