a bit touristy and embarressingly cheap

The noodly shrimpy thing I had cost about one US dollar. A glass of freshly juiced honeydew melon juice cost about 65 cents US.

The noodles looked alarmingly like worms. There were also a few slices of a mysterious sausage in there.

After I ate, a guy pedaled me back to my hotel in a trishaw, which cost me about $3 US and was the same price as the taxi I took to the Red Garden.