Crappy Christmas

If you know me, you know that my Christmases (is that a word?) aren't happy and bright. My Christmases in a word are crappy. My Mom died on Christmas, my grandmother died the day after, my other grandmother died the day before... I could go on but I think you are getting the gist that I'm not talking about sucky gifts.

People decorate various things in lieu of pine trees. I've seen everything from a gigantic snowman, to a wool covered rake (no I am not kidding) used instead of a tree. So I think I should start using the toilet for my tree. We leave presents in it all year round, sometimes an angel is on top (of course that is me) and sometimes a fat guy has to come and set stuff around it to make it right. So here you go, my christmas tree - or at least what really is the symbol of what my Christmases are!

Assignment 1. Oh Tanenbaum. This may be a bit tricky. Nobody in their right mind is going to have a tree up this week. But can you show us a Christmas tree without actually having one? Tag with cwd441.

YIPPIE! It hit #16 on Explore (so far)!! It's a magic toilet! Thanks to all!