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all bunched up

There once was a small
Arctic fox
who might well have grown up
in a box.

(3 Photos.)

Uploaded on Jan 30, 2012

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european wild mouflons

And it's true. They throw a wild party (or at least they think so) - but then, as you can see, they're easily distracted (and entertained).

There once were some mouflon
Europeans
who were plagued by some mites
called no-see-ums.
They said, "We're not used to these,
they come with these trees,
And in Europe they'd be called
absentee-ums."

Uploaded on Jan 27, 2012

111 comments

song

There once was an ostrich
named Song
who thought her own wings
kind of long.

(2 Photos.)

Uploaded on Jan 22, 2012

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slim

There once was a great ape
named Slim
who folks wanted to keep
in good trim.
So he cheated on food
which altered his mood
Now he's fatter than ever
and grim.

Uploaded on Jan 19, 2012

64 comments

the group

There once was a white wolf
named Lex
who refused to take part
in group sex.
He said, "My love's come undone,
it's no longer much fun,
And I'm feeling the pain
of group hex."

Uploaded on Jan 16, 2012

202 comments