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This first photo's for Alexandra. And it's not the dystopian mood you get with many of your Sydney photos, Alexandra. Eaton's Centre is just too cheerful for that, I think. Sadly.

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There once was a young mother
kudu
whose daughter liked indulging
in voodoo.
She told the local witch,
"I just make people twitch,
but I can't make magic do
the way that you do."

There once was a wild dog
named Worry
who traveled tensed up
and in a hurry.
He said, "My lunch was meat tarts,
it led to some farts,
And this evening's meal
is a curry."

(From the archives.)

There once was a white fox
named Mope
who needed to learn
how to cope.
He said, "When winter's on call
but the snow doesn't fall,
It's time to find someone
to grope."

Okay, this needs some explanation. And no, I don't need a girdle. Never mind what Inukshuk says.

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