Fred the Rapper was extremely enthusiastic about his new Porsche, so yesterday he decided to take it out for a test ride, but in order to do that he first had to get behind the wheel. So he tried... and tried... and tried... Folding, twisting, even taking his cap off... - nothing worked. He made his last attempt to get in from the passenger side.... and he got stuck. He finally realized that the car doesn't fit him and he gave up. He is still very depressed (and embarrassed) about the whole incident.
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