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I decided to eat a bowl of cherries as a midnight snack last night, and came across...conjoined twins!!!

I kind of think they look like balls. Which of course makes me think of avocados. Or rather, "āhuacatl." Buahaha. Fruits that look like body parts are fun for eeeveryone.

Also, this is the video I was editing, if you were wondering. It's not really worth watching though, unless you were there. And even then, probably not so much. 

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fruitoftheloomis says:

I think avacados look like uterus'



"It's uter-US, Marge, not uter-YOU!"
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Cat Jackson  Pro User  says:

God damn I love Homer.

I have to say, the idea that my uterus looks like an avocado really grosses me out. Obviously it DOESN'T look like an avocado, but avos are so like...dark, and wrinkly. Not that most balls look like that either (or, you know...so I've been told by my whore friends), but avo-as-representation-of-testicles seems just funny, while avo-as-representation-of-uter-ME makes me think of those old blackened lungs they used to show us in the 80's, to scare us away from smoking.

An avocado uterus would make me wonder, "my GOD woman, what did you smoke??? And what part of your body were you inhaling with???

Because I'm pretty sure uteri are supposed to be smooth and pink. And if I'm remembering correctly, I seem to recall one of my gynos commenting that mine is heart-shaped, and plays The Carpenters' "Close to You" whenever my cervix is bumped.
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