The Parking Lot...

The Parking Lot...

Did you ever notice the people circling the parking lot for a good spot are often still in their car when you walk by? Did you ever wonder why people wait for that perfect spot up front in the parking lot of your local gym? Did you know that the DMV does not consider a small penis to be a handicap and will not issue you a handicapped plate? How come perfectly healthy people aren't embarrassed to display a handicapped tag just so they can park up front? Do they start with "expectant mothers only" parking spots in your neck of the woods too??? What's up with that? Don't you think it is good for them to walk off that 150 lbs of baby weight they gained?

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Uploaded on Jan 31, 2012

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Barbie Doll...

Barbie Doll...

Only one of my pictures on FLICKR made a trip through photoshop. Normally I do all adjustments in Lightroom only.

Recently I was asked to do some portraits and I was stumped on how to post process them.

Enter Portrait Professional.

We used it to make Summer look like Barbie...

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Uploaded on Jan 28, 2012

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Big Chicken....

Big Chicken....

Honestly I hate birds. And most other animals.

Kids too.

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Uploaded on Jan 27, 2012

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Pose....

Pose....

Honey, raise your arms some more... It's an old photographers trick. You'll look 125 pounds lighter!!!

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Uploaded on Jan 25, 2012

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The Beach is FULL....

The Beach is FULL....

I flew 5200 Nautical Miles (10140Km) to find a note under my door that said:

"We're sorry but the beach is full. May we suggest alternative entertainment"?

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Uploaded on Jan 24, 2012

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