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bacon bra

"as long as they're cropped" she said i can publish the pictures of the present she gave me for christmas.

i don't really know how the idea came up... at some point after too many tequilas and my friend talking about how to get more men interested in her, someone said, "wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? that's a million dollar idea right there!"

everyone laughed but it never came up again until christmas -- in the middle of the party my friend makes her grand entrance modeling her new prototype -- victorias secret, you interested? :P

Comments and faves

  1. hijinksensue, Karl Gunnarsson, jasmeet, drain, and 236 other people added this photo to their favorites.

  2. bkusler (48 months ago | reply)

    some cockknocker even made a fricking iphone app out of the bacon bra. (it was rejected by apple...)

    copyright infringement is bad karma dude :P

    oh hell no

    ===

    hahaha another blog made a healthy version of the bacon bra out of quinoa!

    hahhahah!

    yeow!
    look how many people have 'borrowed' the bacon bra -- (binary image search of this image in Tineye):
    if you really want to scream...

    happy holidays from the bacon bra girl!
    happy holidays from bacon bra girl...

    ===

    brian vann helped with the sewing
    flickr.com/photos/brianinsanfran/

  3. brianinsanfran (48 months ago | reply)

    i dare say some of my best work.

  4. Kobaltblu (48 months ago | reply)

    Oh. My. God.

  5. PeterMain (48 months ago | reply)

    now THATS some streaky bacon!

    knew there was a pun in there somewhere

  6. drain (48 months ago | reply)

    my god that's hysterical. as a boob & bacon loving kind of guy, I am completely appalled :-)
    (and can't stop laughing)

  7. bkusler (48 months ago | reply)

    hehee yeah i was pretty floored when she walked in.
    we totally deep fried the bacon and ate it later :)

  8. frankfarm (48 months ago | reply)

    LOL! 5,729 views in 11 hours! Woo! I sense a meme in the making...

  9. bkusler (48 months ago | reply)

    it's crazy!

  10. Andrew 'gonzo' (48 months ago | reply)

    Thats definetely the best way to a mans heart. Dont forget the HP sauce though!!!

  11. hector.acuna (48 months ago | reply)

    Combining some of my favorite things. I have dreams like this, except the bacon is crispy. Funny stuff. I would love a bra with bacon print for my honey (she's a vegetarian-I'm not), let me know when you get one designed, it's a money-maker.

  12. yogateacher lohas macrobioticdinner saltwaterflush [deleted] (48 months ago | reply)

    rofl this is crazy.

  13. BrandonWhite (48 months ago | reply)

    I would imagine that laying out in the sun could be painful.

  14. bkusler (48 months ago | reply)

    i never thought about that -- you could cook it WHILE you sunbathe!!

  15. MayoOnChips (48 months ago | reply)

    Hi there!

    I work in research and development at EdibleUnderwear.com, and we'd love to have a chat about putting this product on the market alongside our current line of products.

    Please tag your photo with 'edible underwear', and post it in our flickr group, www.flickr.com/groups/edibleunderwear/

  16. Bugmaker (48 months ago | reply)

    sweet bacon!

  17. _rissa_ (48 months ago | reply)

    mmmm bacon & boobs! what could be better!!??

  18. bkusler (48 months ago | reply)

    hehe totally!

  19. bkusler (48 months ago | reply)

    i love how this pic isn't even among my "top 200 most interesting" on flickr... i wonder how that algorithm works :)

  20. Derek Jackson (47 months ago | reply)

    20 people call this photo a favorite
    Viewed 9,794 times, and it's *not* in your top 20?!?
    LoL . . .
    .

  21. walkabout580 [deleted] (47 months ago | reply)

    that is so funny. no trans fat, either!

  22. bkusler (47 months ago | reply)

    there's a tranny joke in there somewhere ;P

  23. jason tinder (47 months ago | reply)

    good god that is glorious!!!

  24. flargh (47 months ago | reply)

    Where's the thong?

  25. bkusler (47 months ago | reply)

    good point! we'll have to get on that! do a whole beach outfit -- bacon swimwear!

  26. That Place (47 months ago | reply)

    EVERYthing is better with BACON!

  27. Michael Holden (47 months ago | reply)

    This is a lot better than that 'hats of meat' website from a few years back...

  28. bkusler (47 months ago | reply)

    i never saw that hats of meat -- i need to go google that...

  29. dictybloke (47 months ago | reply)

    Yummy yummy yummy!

    And the boobs too!

  30. slungho [deleted] (47 months ago | reply)

    This has been submitted to reddit.com/r/bacon

    join the bacon!

  31. bkusler (47 months ago | reply)

    i didn't even know there *was* a bacon subreddit!

  32. patmans (47 months ago | reply)

    heh ... sounds yummy, but i like my bacon cooked!

    PS: i think flickr tags/marks this somehow as adult content, so it won't ever show up in explore or interestingness.

  33. bkusler (47 months ago | reply)

    weird -- like it's less revealing than a swimsuit or victoria's secret pic. meh, oh well... not like people aren't finding it :P

  34. banuaba (47 months ago | reply)

    you are arguably hte smartest man alive.

  35. patmans (47 months ago | reply)

    PPS: Found this via metafilter, it was on their main page, but for some reason isn't there anymore.

  36. bkusler (47 months ago | reply)

    haha someone there called it the "CrossYourHeartAttack" bra!

  37. El Negro Magnifico (47 months ago | reply)

    This pleases me on so many levels.

  38. bkusler (47 months ago | reply)

    :) we're working on the thong and the speedo next :)

  39. jubash (47 months ago | reply)

    This pleases me on so many levels. [2]

  40. cyclostud69 (47 months ago | reply)

    If you get her...um, Hot!,... does she fry the bacon?...

  41. Meanie the Blue (47 months ago | reply)

    Just add lettuce and you've got a nice BLT.

  42. uberfrau (47 months ago | reply)

    Are Canadian bacon falsies next? Proscuitto panties?

  43. bkusler (47 months ago | reply)

    if we get drunk enuf this weekend, there's gonna be something for the boy-chasers to look at :)

  44. Jeffrey (47 months ago | reply)

    I thought nothing could be more horrifying than meat underwear. I was wrong.

  45. mwwhitesf (47 months ago | reply)

    I think there needs to be some thin sliced tomato on the bra somewhere and I was thinking probably lettuce panties, no?

  46. ILIGHT (47 months ago | reply)

    My imam is very angry at me for placing this on our prayer center's desktop.

  47. drewish (47 months ago | reply)

    looks like someone's grabed your photo without credit: flickr.com/photos/7347635@N07/2383645174/

  48. bkusler (47 months ago | reply)

    hm. yes it appears s/he did. how lame. thanks for letting me know...

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