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You Know You're A Redneck If Your Wife Is Quoted In The Local Paper Saying... by Bill Adams.

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Maureen F.  Pro User  says:

OMG that cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!! LOL...Gee I wonder what she wears to walmart?? (never mind the dollar store I don't want to know)
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Chris W. Hart [deleted] says:

Hahahahhahhaahah... OMG!!! LOL..... and double LOL

Thanks Bill... :)
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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Harriet Picturebug  Pro User  says:

Sweats and flip flops to the dollar store...jeans, t-shirt, and sneakers to walmart ;-}
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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KYGirl Photography...busy...busy...busy!!!  Pro User  says:

Now I know why I hate to go to Walmart...don't want to get all dressed up! ROFLMAO
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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matuko amini  Pro User  says:

LOL...that is too much!!!
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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makeupanid  Pro User  says:

Omg-rofl!
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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Archer's Eye  Pro User  says:

looks like you been in the thick of it Bill
....after we go to the Pig n Whistle, lets go to Shoney's for a co-cola.
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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eva8*  Pro User  says:

hahahahahahaha!!
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Pockafwye  Pro User  says:

ROFLOL!!!!! Oh ouch... hahahahahasnorthahaha! My husband and I got a really good laugh out of this.

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martytdx  Pro User  says:

This is something that needs to be sent to Leno... how much grief are you giving her?
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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Sanibeljac  Pro User  says:

Oh yeah.....this needs to go to Leno for sure.
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Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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comment dit-on  Pro User  says:

Talk about haute couture. This slayed me, and then some ...
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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catbutler  Pro User  says:

LOL! Have I been dressing wrong (aside from being politically incorrect) when I go to Walmart?

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Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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kcinfocus  Pro User  says:

The real question is does she actually put in her teeth before she heads to Walmart or not? I'll bet she doesn't have them in in the Dollar Palace.

Thanks Bill for this mental picture.
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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davidteter  Pro User  says:

Thank you Bill. I'm ROTFLMAO. So is Mao. :D
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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Rob Millenaar  Pro User  says:

You've made my day!
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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pendeho  Pro User  says:

Thats funny. I was just in Walmart.
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

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★ mewot ★  Pro User  says:

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thats too funny . i don't read the papers much [ too depressing ! ] but now i see what im missing :p
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Ki'i O' Kapa  Pro User  says:

Too funny!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Denube  Pro User  says:

This is a riot! I was totally unaware that I had to dress up to go to Wal Mart. I'll keep that in mind next time I don't go there.
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ai pohaku  Pro User  says:

hilarious! thanks for sharing :D
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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☀ Sol  Pro User  says:

LOL
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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wagsdot911  Pro User  says:

all I can say is... "wow"
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Zanla  Pro User  says:

Wha? You can't get dressed up for a palace? Bah humbug!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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ingrmusic  Pro User  says:

funny funny funny , you americans are "dressed to shop" !
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Ollie_girl  Pro User  says:

OMG! That' hilarious! hahahaha!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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kasmil  Pro User  says:

:)))
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Dally  Pro User  says:

Is that the reason I don't go to WalMart...?
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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AmyEmilia  Pro User  says:

I wish there was a way to see the surveillance tapes of the Dollar Store... ;)
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Kharizmarae82 says:

I have to quite my mother in the post... "hahahahahahaha"
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

say yes to the jess [deleted] says:

hahahahahahahahaha i can't breathe!!! that's rich!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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1bluecanoe  Pro User  says:

That has got to be the world's funniest quote..........just priceless!!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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ShawnXian (Busy trying to Heal)  Pro User  says:

*snork*
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Çh@meleon oƒ Arts says:

officially pimpppppppppp
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Mc Shutter  Pro User  says:

Priceless, Bill !

PLEASE send this to Jay Leno.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Mishy Belle  Pro User  says:

LMAO!!!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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leaders  Pro User  says:

Bill,

I think Debra is on to something here. I like her thinking and using this approach could save a lot of time in shopping apparel preparation.
Don't know why I didn't think of this.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Bill Adams  Pro User  says:

Jim, your Demming experience is starting to show through...
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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jimbeau34  Pro User  says:

Good EyE ! .....fav'ed !
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Choir Is Life  Pro User  says:

What an awkward moment for her.
I wish her peace. Great shot.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Alice Olive  Pro User  says:

That's hilarious!!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Rainman662 says:

"Dang-it honey! I tole you to warsh my bib-alls, 'cuz I wanted ta go ta the Piggly Wiggly aifter supper!"

That's brilliant.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Whisperawish says:

I needed that! Thanks for the laugh!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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CatDancing  Pro User  says:

That is soooo funny. Thanks for adding a smile to my morning.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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metzgarpaul  Pro User  says:

wow.....ummm..
LOL
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Rainman662 says:

@KYGirl - Uh, not everybody is going to look a your flickr ID name and make the connection with 'Kentucky'...
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Bill Adams  Pro User  says:

Yeah...This lady most certainly hails from Ohio.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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>Sandy<  Pro User  says:

Her Wal-Mart must be alot different then ours! Too Funny!!!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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winglessangel383838  Pro User  says:

WOW! I had NO idea you had to get dolled up to go to WalMart, I'll remember that next time!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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TWRebelxt  Pro User  says:

LOL!! That is hilarious- Someone sent me your photostream to check this out.. Thanks for the laugh.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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AmyEmilia  Pro User  says:

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Flutterbye_856 (Off More Than On)  Pro User  says:

This is just tooooooooo funny! Huge belly laugh!!!! :)))
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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edwinsail  Pro User  says:

This article is for real? It IS real! Yow! Very funny!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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fotogirl MK  Pro User  says:

snork!
why is it always ohio? ;) supposedly?
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Bill Adams  Pro User  says:

Without Ohio your country wouldn't have George W. Bush.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Rainman662 says:

@ BillAdams: don't you mean "without Florida and the Supreme Court..." ?
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fotogirl MK  Pro User  says:

hey now! twasn't me!
yeah yeah - just what rainman662 said! thanks ;)
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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dixie*rose says:

Hah! that ain't funny! i know how she feels!
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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blynaffit says:

Hahahahahhahahhhahhahhaaaaahhahaaahaahh! This is so incredibly funny!!!

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studio.nuovo  Pro User  says:

You missed the short crime report on page 3 about Deb Jackson being arrested for indecent exposure on Third Street.
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adonis hunter / ahptical  Pro User  says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Why???, and we'd love to have your photo added to the group.
Posted 21 months ago. ( permalink )

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Vision Aerie  Pro User  says:

This sounds familiar. Did I read this in The Onion?
Posted 21 months ago. ( permalink )

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beelover9481 says:

Lol love it!
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thinking.blissful  Pro User  says:

I love redneck jokes. Heh.

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keefry says:

Um, guys? This was on Leno a few years ago.
Posted 21 months ago. ( permalink )

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Lythia  Pro User  says:

Priceless...
Posted 21 months ago. ( permalink )

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d3matt says:

Not to be funny, but where I'm from, I see people fairly dressed up walking around walmart
Posted 21 months ago. ( permalink )

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Nikographer [Jon]  Pro User  says:

Lol.....

from...
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Bill Adams  Pro User  says:

Ahhh! Somebody done Dugg this photo -- That's where all the traffic's coming from. Thanks, Jon!

And thanks to Everyone else who've commented and fave'd this image!

For those who aren't familiar with Flickr photo tags, please take note of the first tag, above, which is "NotShotByMe" -- What that means is -- you guessed it -- this was not shot by me.
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abhilash79  Pro User  says:

awesome. roflmao.
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Junken  Pro User  says:

By "dressed up" I think she just means "get dressed". Can't wear a nightgown to Walmart.
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Teon.  Pro User  says:

Fantastic!

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Morouxshi  Pro User  says:

OMG i hate getting 'all dressed up' EVERY TIME i go to Wal*Mart, and dont get me started on the tux i have to rent to go to Target.
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j calderwood says:

To quote Nelson Muntz, "Ha ha"
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windowsand_doors says:

while completely hilarious... this is also a Jeff Foxworthy joke.
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planetwrite  Pro User  says:

This is too much...
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moesker  Pro User  says:

omg, this is amazing.
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Fried Toast  Pro User  says:

LOL. Doesn't get much better'n that ;)
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joel8x  Pro User  says:

People shop in their pajamas at my local Walmart. What could she possibly wearing to the dollar store?
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OldMoose says:

Where do you buy clothes to 'dress up' for Walmart?
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savocado08 [deleted] says:

this made my day :)
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Usable says:

Roffle
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Ken Kuhl  Pro User  says:

That's great!
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kathymc7719 says:

Soooooo - wallyworld is considered upscale now?
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the napkin pirates says:

spoken like a true napkin pirate
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rouxduncan says:

I think eveyone is missing the true humor here..... there is a newspaper out there that deemed this news bit worthy of printing!!!! This is American Journalism at its best. Apparently the reporter interviewed the woman on her fashion choices when he lost the trail of Brittney.
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viajvia  Pro User  says:

Oh man, you are cracking me up!!!
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finalillumina says:

i hate having to put my tux on when i go to wal-mart.
especially when you just need batteries.
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mattsteg says:

rouxduncan: can't exactly pass on the chance to publish that gem.
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Stephie189  Pro User  says:

Small world. ...found you on Digg, ;)

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Bill Adams  Pro User  says:

Yeah, Stephie, I was just as surprised as you were.

Okay, maybe a little bit more...
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showna says:

funniest thing I'll see all day.
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Lynneinla says:

very funny
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ErnieG  Pro User  says:

Why send it to Leno? David Letterman used it on December 27, 2006.

Although Letterman is on CBS, note the NBC watermark in the lower right.

This thing's been kicking around the internet for years.
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Ali, Boma Ye!  Pro User  says:

Can't stop laughing
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jtgonzal says:

You know: Classism is just as heinous as racism.
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Biggelow Bear Bags says:

Wow...

Just

Wow...

I guess they don't have a neighborhood Target?
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hawksdomain  Pro User  says:

Roflmao!!!!! Too funny!!
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Sam Stimpson says:

aim higher
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m a n d a  Pro User  says:

yesssss! this reminds me of the paper from the small town i grew up in. they would write about there trips to mcdonalds and what they ordered. :D
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