Identity thief
This be mah photo for the "beggars and liars, gypsies and thieves" collaboration with Cynthia, Gurbir, and Gillian (click the links to see their photos) (go NOW) (NOWWW). I don't actually remember a whole lot about the origin of the collab; it just kind of came out of a really late google+ chat and some Florence lyrics...oh my gosh seriously go to their streams. Right now.
Aaanyways, this is obviously for the 'thieves' portion. I was originally going to steal my friend's cats for stream cameos, but I think identity theft is so interesting because it's such a passive aggressive form of thievery, but potentially one of the most harmful. Also not to mention the additional amount of paranoia gained by victims of all thievery...thieves just suck, bro. Don't become one.
OH I almost forgot to thank my friend Alexa, who accidentally but voluntarily became my assistant for this shoot (or chauffeur, I guess; parking was sort of a big issue...). Thank you, Lex; you were a lifesaver!!!
Hopefully I'll still obtain the cats, though. Cats are one of those things you can't dangle and then deprive people of :)