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AMD pen
I was given this pen After an important meeting with Advanced Micro Devices Inc Well, not really I got it off a rep in PC World Happy now?
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Uploaded on Jun 27, 2008
Spider's face
I finally worked out how to use the macro function on my camera And I shoved it in this spider's face I...
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Uploaded on Apr 19, 2007
Suicide Machine
The laptop asks you questions If you give certain answers it injects you with a poison And you die I'm not making this up
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Uploaded on Apr 19, 2007
The Tea Party
This is the second most terrifying set of models ever made The first are housed in a high-security vault in the Vatican
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Uploaded on Apr 19, 2007
Loitering within Tent
Some people just see a tent Some people see the rain on the tent too Some people see the person lurking...
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Uploaded on Apr 19, 2007
The Spirit of Xmas
I'm not sure what Xmas is I think it's an abbreviation for Christmas But that doesn't explain Why the...
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Uploaded on Apr 19, 2007
Inquisitive Snail
Geoff is a snail He likes to look in flowerpots The Daily Mail once said he was shortlisted for the Booker prize It was an administrative error.
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Sinking
You might be the pinnacle of technology But the sea can still consume you It happened to Atlantis And it can happen to batteries too.
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Shandy Lurks
Shandy lurks in her hole Waiting for an unwary passer-by If she pounces, you must give her lettuce or...
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Pumpkin
This is my pumpkin I carved it five days before Halloween When Halloween came it had gone mouldy The horror of it all!
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Pigeon on the Bird Table
We didn't put up that bird table to attract pigeons The pigeon doesn't know that Sigmund Freud was born...
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Very Old Man
This man is over 60,000 years old He doesn't look very well Half his head is missing And someone's run...
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Medusa Statue
I saw this statue of Medusa She looked pretty upset I took a photo But the flash on my camera was too...
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Guinea Pigs Feeding
Guinea pigs like tomato I hate tomatoes I also hate having to digitally remove redeye in Photoshop I'm not sure how guinea pigs feel about that.
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Grease is the word
My Dad kept an old deep fat fryer In a kitchen cupboard He kept it for fifteen years without using it He...
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Butterflies
There were lots and lots of butterflies I tried to count them all But they all looked the same So I kept...
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Butterfly
This exotic butterfly Looks like half an owl's face I saw half an owl's face once It didn't look like a butterfly Not at all.
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Water Outlet
My Grandad said That water always flows down Unless you ask it nicely Then it will turn corners for you My Grandad was an idiot.
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Crash Test Dummies
I went to the London Science Museum And saw these scary crash test dummies They secretly followed me home...
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Dandelion
When I was little My friend Matthew said you could tell the time By blowing on a dandelion And seeing...
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Dermot likes Coppit
Dermot Murnaghan likes Coppit It was his favourite game when he was young It was my favourite game...
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
Fishing Boat
The fishermen make me ask Why does their boat have so much scaffolding? It looks like a bad Meccano project The answer sleeps with the fishes.
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
A very large spider
I would hate to share a bath I wouldn't even share one with a pretty lady So this thing had no chance.
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2007
