- "intra-site teleport" otherwise known as site navigation (those circles blinked for no reason)
- Random quote using a Javascript array that loaded every damn quote into your browser memory every time. Efficient.
- marginalia -- the only vestige to survive to my current site
- Animated GIF alert. It rotated, but wanting to keep the page lean for dial-up users I actually hacked the image into quarters and put it all together using a table. Actually the whole page was nothing but nested tables.
- The typography tells you that I am too earnestly attempting to convey the merger of my Shakespearean side and my tech geek side.
- Broken Ruby, my proto-web design company. (Hint: it's an anagram. Because anagram-generators were all the rage.)
- My pal Mike and I were cutting edge using this thing called RealAudio that no one had heard of. Sorta like 2008.
- Yep, that's an accented e.
- RIAA sucks!
- These were all basically the same thing.
- Not a twisty. This was 1996, people.
- Thesis project, written in Director. [crickets chirp]
- Neither ever happened.
- Same e-mail for 12 years. Strangely proud of that.
My first website, 1996
Who thinks I should upload the whole site?
Comments and faves
soldierant (48 months ago | reply)
Ha. I remember this site. You should -totally- host that Frames-within-frames-within frames hypertext essay from the Orbital webcast somewhere. That shit was t3h hawtness in any decade.
day chokes night (48 months ago | reply)
Way to beat the Ruby fad by a decade.