(21:34:37) Oleander: I WOULD LIKE YOU BETTER IF YOU WERE WEARING A COLANDER

(21:30:50) Oleander: eppy seriously, have my cynical, goteed babies.
(21:31:13) ephardtthatcher: you are my future child bride.
(21:32:05) Oleander: wouldn't that be past child bride? either way lemme know when you have created the machine that will take you back in time to bone my past self.
(21:32:53) ephardtthatcher: tell you what, why don't we just do you up in pigtails and a short skirt and we'll pretend this colander I'm wearing on my head is a time machine
(21:33:49) Oleander: I don't have enough hair for pigtails. will freckle suffice?
(21:34:06) ephardtthatcher: freckles will *always* suffice
(21:34:11) Oleander: bitchin'