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no picture of this mat could possibly convey how completely in love i am with it without a full and complete quote of the tag from the back.
this perfectly fine, if not certainly adequate doormat is made from 100% olefin indoor/outdoor carpet and printed with color-fast inks. wash with hose and brush. dry flat. do not machine wash. important things you should know about your new doormat warning: do not use mat as a projectile. sudden acceleration to dangerous speeds may cause injury. when using mat, follow directions: put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your right foot in and shake it all about. this mat is not designed to sustain gross weight exceeding 12,000 lbs. if mat begins to smoke, immediately seek shelter and cover head. caution: if coffee spills on mat, assume that it is very hot. this mat is not intended to be used as a placemat. small food particles trapped in fibers may attract rodents and other vermin. do not glue mat to porous surfaces, such as pregnant women, pets and heavy machinery. when not in use, mat should be kept out of reach of children diagnosed with CFED (compulsive fiber eating disorder). do not taunt mat. failure to comply relieves the makers of this doormat, simply precious home decor, and its parent company, high cotton, inc., of any and all liability. one of three new mats we bought from acme gifts for our new house. Commentsclear vision says:this is cool! are you my rik? says:@arkworld: lol! that's a great idea, pete!
maybe you should float it by the company and
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haha. cool. now you should find a toilet seat cover that says "HI. I'M JOHN." :)
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