The Septalogue of Anticepsis

(A Grassroots Camapign to Reclaim our Bodies from Unwanted Invaders)

1. Thou shalt cover thy mouth with thy elbow whilst sneezing or coughing.

2. Thou shalt cleanse thy hands frequently with soap and water or with disinfectant gel.

3. Thou shalt stay at home with a bad cold lest thou spreadest germs.

4. Thou shalt not initiate a handshake: that thy days may be long.

5. Fie on double dipping! Ye who sleep not in the same bed, eat not in the same pot.

6. The hand that touches money must be purified before it touches food.

7. Thou shalt not spray thy neighbours face with droplets of saliva by speaking too close.