You're using coconuts!

    - You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
    - So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
    - Where'd you get the coconuts?
    - We found them.
    - Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
    - What do you mean?
    - Well, this is a temperate zone
    - The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
    - Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
    - Not at all. They could be carried.
    - What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
    - It could grip it by the husk!
    - It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
    (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

    Comments and faves

    1. smiling_da_vinci (82 months ago | reply)

      LOL.. Leuk mopje.
      Koskosnoten in Europa van de 15de eeuw zijn inderdaad een anachronisme.

    2. Sonline (82 months ago | reply)

      Je kijkt daar wel je ogen uit hey!

    3. Pesi (82 months ago | reply)

      Monty pyton had ook zoiets toch haha ;) , fantastisch Hans..

    4. One lucky guy (45 months ago | reply)

      -African or European swallow?
      -What? Well I don't know that. Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!

      -How do you know so much about swallows?
      -You have to know these things to be king you know...

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