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Pump It Up
This one is from a big food distributer I worked a couple of weeks. Found a lot of good...
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Uploaded on Feb 26, 2006
Earthgas
This one was on a fence at a restricted earthgas site (Aardgas = Earthgas). There should be some...
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Uploaded on Feb 26, 2006
Irritating
Found this one on an old paint cannister. Some of these labels are works of art. The sign says "Irritating" in Dutch.
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Uploaded on Feb 26, 2006
Keep Your Distance
Because the machines are coming! And they will ride you over. Like the colors on this one.
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Uploaded on Feb 26, 2006
Watch Out!
Watch Out! Because I don't have a clue what's going on here. Aren't these things supposed to make it more clear?
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Uploaded on Feb 26, 2006
Huh?
So you can't throw it away, can't let your children near it, it's acid and it explodes. BUT you can still recycle it???
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Uploaded on Feb 26, 2006
Fingers
Another one of those horrible machines that'll crush your fingers if you don't watch out. Machines are cruel.
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Acid
Don't light this steel cabinet on fire. Or an army of yellow skulls will come out and recite 20th century lesbian emancipation poetry.
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Bijlmer
Shot from the balcony of my old appartment in the famous Amsterdam ghetto Bijlmermeer.
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Battery
Don't run around with your battery, don't pour dangerous acid on it and definitaly don't light it on fire. Just leave it sitting in your car.
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Forklift
Don't stand under the heavy lifting machine okay? Or at least wear a helmet
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Read the Fucking Manual
I want this machine for my birthday. Think how fun it would be cruising up and down the beach,...
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Toes
Don't you hate those machines that randomly pop out parts when you walk past. Boom, say goodbye to your toes motherfucker, crunch!
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Buttons and Nobs
Some sort of crane inside a house? Who the hell has a giant crane inside his house? Would be nice though, GO FETCH ME A BEER CRANE!
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Bijlmer Neighbours
Shot taken while breaking in at the neighbours. Don't worry, they'd long moved out.
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Beach
You can't do shit on this beach. You can't drive your car, you can't ride your horse, you can't even bring your giant propeller.
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
High Work
By the time you're done reading all those instructions and warnings, it's time for coffee. Neat machine though.
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Fingers
STOP! Stop spinning because your hand could get stuck. So no spinning in front of this machine, okay?
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Read the Fucking Manual
I guess those books refer to the manual, the designer probably thought the people using this machine wouldn't notice it the first time.
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Buttons and Nobs
I love machines with these kind of controls. Big levers and buttons that really give a response when...
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
Fingers
Don't put your fingers in the machine, mmmkay? Not in any machine for that matter. They don't like that.
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Uploaded on Feb 1, 2006
