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a unicorn eating a bowl of glitter

A great part of the magic of unicorns is being able to use spoons.
Magnetized horseshoe.
I rather believe in Unicorn magic!
Is that natural glitter or glitter-bits full of heavy metals and shrapnel?
Yes! Magnets!
Partially hydrogenated, unfortunately.
Damn, the good stuff always has that crap in it.
The magnetized horseshoes (unicornshoes?) might explain why so many fantasy maglev trains use unicorns.
a unicorn eating a bowl of glitter by Ape Lad.
This was drawn for a recent winner of the Neatorama.com Caption Monkey contest. 
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devojane  Pro User  says:

Of course, you know what unicorns who eat glitter poop. Glitter.
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sandrino  Pro User  says:

Part of a complete breakfast!
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License Farm says:

Devojane, you know what George Carlin says:

"At Christmastime your dog might eat a bunch of glitter and take a shiny shit! 'Wow, look, Mom, can we hang it on the tree?!' Well, it is considered good luck in some cultures."
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

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sandrino  Pro User  says:

Our old cat used to eat the tinsel off the Christmas tree. Sometime later it when it came back out, her turds would be decorated and very festive. Occasionally the turds would dangle from her butt as the tinsel slowly completed it's journey through her digestive system.
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Claytonia  Pro User  says:

This is painfully fun.
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Karl Gunnarsson  Pro User  says:

LOL@sandrino :D

Anyway, that picture probably has more awesome than allowed by law.
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Umpqua  Pro User  says:

"It's like a unicorn came in and farted springtime!" - Johnny Blue Jeans
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stefan_e_jones says:

No, no, no.

Unicorns who eat glitter crap sparkles. Rainbow sparkles.

If you gather them quickly and treat them with glycerin, the sparkles will stay bright and colorful for months.

Many ice cream shops sprinkle these rainbow sparkles on their ice cream cones.

You've been warned.
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xiojason  Pro User  says:

This explains it all. Marshmallows are made of glitter.
www.threadless.com/product/771/Marshmallow_Fa ctory
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Xydexx Squeakypony says:

This wins everything.
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kenfagerdotcom  Pro User  says:

If it sparkles and shines with the sprites of Flickr, I move to bestow this image an Epic Awthum sticker.
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ktfsj says:

Beagles who eat their owners glitter also poop glitter *weary smile*
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Nieuwenhuis Fotografie  Pro User  says:

Here I sit all broken hearted......
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sauxeda says:

Glitter keeps horns healty.

Really great!
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clariongoddess says:

Is there any chance of this image becoming a t-shirt??? Because I might cry if I can't wear it every day of my life.
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Nieuwenhuis Fotografie  Pro User  says:

^ What an excellent Christmas gift!!
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Ape Lad  Pro User  says:

The idea came from the winner of the neatorama contest, so I probably shouldn't try to make money offa it. Thanks though. Maybe I'll think up some other unicorn related merchandise soon. There's obviously a yearning.
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Miriam and Tony  Pro User  says:

omg....I LOVE IT! I wish you'd put this pic on a t-shirt...this would be so cute! :)
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sandrino  Pro User  says:

view profile Ape Lad says: "The idea came from the winner of the neatorama contest, so I probably shouldn't try to make money offa it."

The lawyers for Glitter cereal are very aggressive. They make Apple's lawyers look like whiny toddlers. They would most definitely sue you. They would demand a large settlement to be paid in, what else, glitter. You'd probably spend the rest of your life at a dark, dank glitter mine, chipping away at the rock face.

P.S. You may want to reserve the right to the image for other uses in the next contest.
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Amanda Fagan  Pro User  says:

I love this so much! :3

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Wow, okay., and we'd love to have this added to the group!
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