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Bomb threat call checklist page 2
This is not a laughing matter, but my coworker and I found great humor in the word "Crockery."

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truck stop tea party (53 months ago | reply)
I am loving this in the best, but worst, way.
ex.libris (53 months ago | reply)
Wow. This is um. Wow.
You know, at our recent meeting my Principal explained how each room was going to get a portable toilet because we sometimes have to go on "lock down" because of bomb or gun threats. Each room gets a toilet... and a tarp. To ensure privacy.
You should have seen the look of horror on our faces. It was priceless.
world of pj (53 months ago | reply)
It’s definitely important if you hear crockery in the background because it means the bomber might be cooking something else up! :)
Javier Hernandez-Miyares (53 months ago | reply)
and what is worse is that you have to keep the person on the phone as long as possible, or at least until the bomb goes boom. ouch!
animalvegetable (53 months ago | reply)
Thank you for your comments!
blue socks - Exactly how I feel.
ex.libris - It's cool how your Principal is well-prepared. But yeah...the mental image is not that attractive.
world of pj - Yup, that's a scary thought.
JHM - Yeah, I don't see anyone keeping the caller on the phone longer than necessary.
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