Oracle! No!

Dear Oracle,

Please reduce your marketing department's cocaine ration.

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thegreatgonzo says:

I feel the only sensible response involves fire!
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

AndyArmstrong says:

Maybe the battery will explode? :)
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

Jim Barter says:

burn it!

g'wan.... it's got cocaine in it...
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

AndyArmstrong says:

Bit of a waste burning it then. I'll wash the coke off all the paper, dry it and then burn it.
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

Actually, I have to applaud them for shipping their recycleable waste as a "freebie" to customers; it's a great cost saving scheme. However, if I were you I'd refuse next week's delivery of a sack of rotting tomatoes ;)
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

AndyArmstrong says:

I might just fill a couple of bin bags with dog shit and send them back to them :)
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

Daniel Dainty says:

Your photostream is famous... :-)

www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/06/cardboard_la ptop/
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

AndyArmstrong says:

Yeah! 24,000 views of those two images. Glad I'm not hosting them :)
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

AndyArmstrong says:

Oops, correction - nearly 29,000. Don't people have any work to do? :)
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

pyrator says:

no
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

Les Bessant says:

LOL! I read about that on the Reg, but didn't make the mental connection to my contacts.

Oracle have odd ideas. I occasionally get salesdroids calling me about it. It goes something like this:

Droid: Do you use Oracle?
Me: No
Droid: Do you have any Oracle projects planned?
Me: If we need to use an application that requires Oracle, then we'll use it

(Subtext: Nooooo!!! Noooo!!!! Noooooo!!!!!!!)

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Seen in my contacts' photos. (?)
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

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