It's Too Blasted Hot Out Here

    So Mrs. Andertho and I went out today to engage in one of our favorite activities, feeding nuts to squirrels.

    We went to Lafayette Park, across the street from the White House, which is home to some of the most jaded, city street squirrels we know. They practically walk up to you and demand a nut.

    It was really hot today in DC, and we noticed a behavior in many of these squirrels we’ve never seen before. Once they would get a nut, they would lay down with all four limbs spread-eagled against the ground, hugging the cool soil with their bodies. Then they would eat their nut.

    It was a fascinating adaptation to observe -- squirrel air-conditioning.

    Comments and faves

    1. bryanthui (59 months ago | reply)

      so lovely!!!

    2. Miss Nikski (59 months ago | reply)

      That has to be the funniest squirrel shot I've ever seen.

    3. Unhindered by Talent (59 months ago | reply)

      I actually laughed out loud when I saw this - great shot! Our dogs when I was growing up in Texas would do something quite similar. Of course they would also lie on top of the yard sprinklers and create small ponds if they got the chance :-).

    4. awe2020 (59 months ago | reply)

      Lovely shot !

    5. The Skipping Hippy (59 months ago | reply)

      I saw a squirrel do this over near the National Gallery. He was sprawled out on a bench though. Didn't even flinch when I got close.

    6. The Skipping Hippy and napaeye added this photo to their favorites.

    7. NYCArthur (59 months ago | reply)

      this is great

      stealth squirrel with big mouth.

      great catch!!

    8. Justin D. (59 months ago | reply)

      Well now. Isn't that just some twee shit.

      delete2

    9. calanan (59 months ago | reply)

      Squirrel nut-conditioning earns you a save.

      -Voted "save3" (by the Delete Me Uncensored Group)

    10. ​eyebex (59 months ago | reply)

      So Mrs. Champ and I went out today to engage in one of our favorite activities, feeding nuts to squirrels.

      This young punk was watching me for quite while as I was taking nuts out of my colorful embroidered bag Mrs. Champ got for me in Guatemala and feeding them to one rodent after another. I saw him check his pack and then his pockets, but he didn't seem to have found what he was looking for.

      A minute later he comes over. He sits next to me on the bench. He says to me. He says: "Nice bag. Can I grab a couple of nuts?

      I says: "Pardon?"

      He says: "I like your bag . Can I grab a couple of nuts?"

      Well I loose it. I snap. I headfake him, I come around with a roundhouse, upper cut to the jaw and a flurry of jabs to the solar plexus. He goes down. He's lying down n the brick walkway, squirming.
      I says:"Well how's that? Is that 'I like your bag, can I grab a couple of nuts enough for you' pal?"

      Ever since I've been the Champ.

      www.thechamp.com/audio.html

      -Voted "delete3" (by the Delete Me Uncensored Group)

    11. Husk and Sack (59 months ago | reply)

      Ha ha ha! It's been a long time since I heard a "Champ" story.

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      Seen in DEL*TE ME! Uncensored: Watch the retarded monkeys flirt. (?)

    12. Chris&Oli (59 months ago | reply)

      funny ! Too much empty space around "him"

      delete4

    13. maessive (59 months ago | reply)

      cute. if it would do that over here it would drown - nothing but rain this summer.

    14. Kommie P. (59 months ago | reply)

      Cute and funny, but not Folio material.

      -delete

    15. xooorx (59 months ago | reply)

      Laughed out loud.

      delete

    16. just tiff (59 months ago | reply)

      Cute, funny, laughed out loud, whats the Folio?

      save

    17. HE∀THCLIFF 'N C∀THY [deleted] (59 months ago | reply)

      fave no save
      delete

      edit for TreJacK... we are fairly particular about what we fave. this is not a shot we would normally pinkstar, but it's unusual enough. We hardly fave at all.

    18. TrEjAcK (59 months ago | reply)

      Fave and save. Which of the two is more sacred to you, by the way? Paul & Anne answered this question above, but do you guys fave every one you save, or save every one you fave, or are they independent?

    19. ☻M€rcỲ☺ (59 months ago | reply)

      Not really folio material, but it is cute.

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      -Voted "delete8" (by the Delete Me Uncensored Group)

    20. Dsade (59 months ago | reply)

      I laugh wenever i see this

    21. miekiss (59 months ago | reply)

      the great escape . funny

      delete9

    22. /amf (59 months ago | reply)

      LOL!

      -Voted "save8" (dmu)

    23. hoodwinks [deleted] (59 months ago | reply)

      I've never seen such a thing. What a great shot!

    24. Xopher Smith (59 months ago | reply)

      I feel for the squirrel. But the image is blurry.

      delete10

    25. nis.jensen (59 months ago | reply)

      I like this one:

      stealth squirrel with big mouth

    26. Usually Stephanie (59 months ago | reply)

      Love this - so glad that I'm not the only one that's seen the stealth squirrels of Lafayette Park! I previously had only seen the gray squirrels doing this, sometimes on the grass, but this afternoon I stalked a black squirrel doing the stealth move. Unfortunately, I only had my camera phone with me, so my image is pretty crummy...

    27. finnabotn and brandonwu added this photo to their favorites.

    28. Mark Vogel (50 months ago | reply)

      weird....my squirrels in my backyard have started to do that exact thing....but it's only like 50 or so outside...strange...

    29. YawningDog (49 months ago | reply)

      Fantastic capture!

      Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Squirrel Pancakes, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

    30. Dan Dan The Binary Man and sumtallgirl added this photo to their favorites.

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