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Twatlight.

Twatlight. by the mia.

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Rynie Nix says:

I will now be joining all the tweenies at the premiere. I is Lucky.
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the mia says:

I can't stop laughing at this image. I seriously can't. "LET US FROLIC!!!!!!!"
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FireFawkes  Pro User  says:

OMLoK!

What is this twilight nonsense anyway?
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the mia says:

OMG you're in Europeland, so maybe it's not a big deal there. Twilight is this awful piece of trash. This chick used to troll the fan fiction boards and randomly decided to write a vampire love story. Except:

a) They dont have sex
b) they rarely kiss
c) he creeps in her room and watches her sleep every night.

OH! And the bitch is a MORMON! That's why they don't have sex, but in the book, she tries to pass it off as "Eh, Bella, we can't have sex because I'm a grrr vampire and it'll be too rough for you. Eh, we can't kiss because then I'll have to have sex with you."

Which is actually deja vu from TSE, but w/e w/e!!!
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FireFawkes  Pro User  says:

"Eh, Bella, we can't have sex because I'm a grrr vampire and it'll be too rough for you. Eh, we can't kiss because then I'll have to have sex with you."

Emm... Yeah, he's a 'Mo!
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the mia says:

"Oh, Edward, please take me like you want to! True, our sexual interlude will be blacked out because the author is Mormon, but never mind that. PLEASE TAKE ME ASS BACKWARDS!!!!!"
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the mia says:

btw i love your 'mo call. it is tres chic.

oh, and i've decided that you are gonna be my house boi. only uniform required is a speedo. Chee already agreed to it. MUQWHAHAHHAHAHAA
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