OMG you're in Europeland, so maybe it's not a
big deal there. Twilight is this awful piece
of trash. This chick used to troll the fan
fiction boards and randomly decided to write
a vampire love story. Except:
a) They dont have sex
b) they rarely kiss
c) he creeps in her room and watches her
sleep every night.
OH! And the bitch is a MORMON! That's why
they don't have sex, but in the book, she
tries to pass it off as "Eh, Bella, we
can't have sex because I'm a grrr vampire and
it'll be too rough for you. Eh, we can't kiss
because then I'll have to have sex with
you."
Which is actually deja vu from TSE, but w/e
w/e!!!
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"Eh, Bella, we can't have sex because
I'm a grrr vampire and it'll be too rough for
you. Eh, we can't kiss because then I'll have
to have sex with you."
"Oh, Edward, please take me like you
want to! True, our sexual interlude will be
blacked out because the author is Mormon, but
never mind that. PLEASE TAKE ME ASS
BACKWARDS!!!!!"
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oh, and i've decided that you are gonna be
my house boi. only uniform required is a
speedo. Chee already agreed to it.
MUQWHAHAHHAHAHAA
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Rynie Nix says:
I will now be joining all the tweenies at the premiere. I is Lucky.
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