Well this was a day.
What kind of a day was it?
1. Took a last hike around PVR to get my final pictures in before getting a taxi to the aeropuerta. Bought some trinkets and baubles for various pretty girls with similar names because I had some pesos to burn. They're the sorts of trinkets that you'd buy in resort towns in the US and they'd be crappy and inauthentic and made in Mexico, so I think it's a little more okay that I bought them since I was actually in Mexico.
2. PVR's airport requires you to walk through at least three duty free shops to get to the gate. Not past, actually through. Mexico: Exit through the gift shop.
3. PVR to DFW flight was uneventful. Let us speak no more of it.
4. I had a SIX HOUR layover at Dallas-Ft. Worth.
4a. Hour #1 was spent getting through customs and border patrol. The line was insane. It was a five minute walk to get through the line that got you to the start of the line to get to the point where you could line up to actually talk to a customs guy.
4b. Next half hour was spent charging up my phone and eating some McDonald's. Normally I shy away from McDonald's, but I wanted to America for a bit. That's right--I just used 'America' as a verb. I'm allowed to verb nouns, because I am an American.
4c. The rest of the time was spent riding the SKYLINK! There's this train that goes all the way around DFW because it's a huge airport and I think some of the terminals aren't even connected to each other. I got a little taste of it on the STL=>DFW=>PVR flight down, and I wanted more. So I just road the Skylink for like five hours, occasionally switching back and forth between the counterclockwise and clockwise trains and hopping to different train cars and liveblogging the whole thing on Instagram. If you're not following me on Instagram, I'm @allankcrain.
5. The flight from DFW to STL was uneventful. You know, right up until the point where ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.
5a. First, pic related. The woman in 12C had a seizure or something and flopped over in her seat and they turned on all of the lights and called for any doctors on board (there were a couple, one of whom is pictured under the stewardess's armpit there).
5b. Then we felt the plane clearly start its descent, despite being about a half hour away from St. Louis still. At first everyone assumed it was because of the medical emergency. But then the pilot comes over the intercom and mentions we're making a precautionary diversion to Tulsa because of engine trouble. Apparently they were losing oil pressure in one engine.
5c. Eventually we got the medical emergency woman off the plane, then everyone else got to get off, then we all got onto a fresh plane, and it was another hour to St. Louis. Got in around 2am, instead of the 12:05 we'd been scheduled. Kate, who was my ride, was less than enthusiastic about this development
On the plus side, there was a pretty redhead sleeping in my apartment when I got home, and that's a happy thing.