Note to MLA: 1. You cannot "tape"
the internet. 2. How am I supposed to do a
panel about microblogging with the ability to
blog? Who hosts a conference without
internet? The MLA that's who.
I know, right? Sheesh. We're doing a panel on
Google Books and I innocently assumed that
I'd be able to do some live searching. Some
assumption. The MLA harrumphed and ahemmed me
out of that particular brand of
contemporaneity.
I mean, what I have trouble wrapping my head
around is that they don't provide Internet. At all. I get annoyed at places (hotels,
coffee shops, libraries, conferences) that
don't provide Wi-Fi. I'm used to that annoyance. "Why
should I have to tote an Ethernet
cable?" is my spoiled attitude. But even
humble Ethernet access is too much for the
MLA.
Jeez. I suppose one could do some
screencasting but well, ... seems like a lot
to ask for a live session. I'm most curious
about what is meant by "problems that
can occur with a live internet session"?
Problems can occur in any session, right?
Then again, with the price of fuel nearly
out-of-sight I imagine conferences are going
to take a huge hit on attendance anyway and
then we will HAVE to use the Internet to have
conference at all!
Some hotels charge for Wi-Fi -- so the answer
is, the Wi-Fi will be there but the MLA has
refused to allow you get to it.
Obvious solution: get some hackers with
Pringles cans and routers to set up your own
guerrilla Wi-Fi. (It is San Francisco, after
all.) Spread the word among attendees that
having an open laptop during a session is a
political act.
P.S. I am so tempted to e-mail this URL to
convention@mla.org! "Dear MLA: In the
1970s I loved your Bibliography. Then teh
Internets happened. Maybe you've heard of
them?"
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academikdave (48 months ago | reply)
Note to MLA: 1. You cannot "tape" the internet. 2. How am I supposed to do a panel about microblogging with the ability to blog? Who hosts a conference without internet? The MLA that's who.
jbj (48 months ago | reply)
I don't understand why you can't tape it--as I understand it, the internets are a series of tubes, right? Duct tape seems *entirely* appropriate.
Amanda French (48 months ago | reply)
I know, right? Sheesh. We're doing a panel on Google Books and I innocently assumed that I'd be able to do some live searching. Some assumption. The MLA harrumphed and ahemmed me out of that particular brand of contemporaneity.
gminks (48 months ago | reply)
What sort of problems are they afraid will happen during the session?
Amanda French (48 months ago | reply)
I mean, what I have trouble wrapping my head around is that they don't provide Internet. At all. I get annoyed at places (hotels, coffee shops, libraries, conferences) that don't provide Wi-Fi. I'm used to that annoyance. "Why should I have to tote an Ethernet cable?" is my spoiled attitude. But even humble Ethernet access is too much for the MLA.
coyenator (48 months ago | reply)
Jeez. I suppose one could do some screencasting but well, ... seems like a lot to ask for a live session. I'm most curious about what is meant by "problems that can occur with a live internet session"? Problems can occur in any session, right? Then again, with the price of fuel nearly out-of-sight I imagine conferences are going to take a huge hit on attendance anyway and then we will HAVE to use the Internet to have conference at all!
the means (48 months ago | reply)
I have yet to go to a convention without Wi-Fi...This has me baffled.
How can you even find a large enough hotel for MLA in San Francisco without Wi-Fi?
riddle (48 months ago | reply)
Some hotels charge for Wi-Fi -- so the answer is, the Wi-Fi will be there but the MLA has refused to allow you get to it.
Obvious solution: get some hackers with Pringles cans and routers to set up your own guerrilla Wi-Fi. (It is San Francisco, after all.) Spread the word among attendees that having an open laptop during a session is a political act.
P.S. I am so tempted to e-mail this URL to convention@mla.org! "Dear MLA: In the 1970s I loved your Bibliography. Then teh Internets happened. Maybe you've heard of them?"
mrklaw (48 months ago | reply)
A sprint card got me through most of IBM Impact this year.
Alex Enkerli (48 months ago | reply)
Southpark episode.
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