Nokia 8310. It's pink, it's second hand, it ain't got no camera, no WAP, no wifi, no tivo, no nothing. It's old school, man. Old school. It's my phone.
Hair bobbles. Cheap. Black. Two thick, one thin. Three in all.
Oh yes. It's the shuffle. Look! It's smaller than the deoderant! Well, obviously it's smaller than most deoderant. But it's smaller than the *ickle* deoderant.
Ickle deoderant. Because sometimes the weather makes you stinky.
My purse. Dude, that's dirty. I hadn't realised. Anyway, it's got a cashcard (I don't have and have never had a credit card), my work swipey card, and £11.54p
Some crap. A Tesco reciept, and two bits of chewing gum wrapper.
Boarding pass stub. London-Glasgow, 10th Feb this year.
There's one piece left. I don't like this flavour anyway. They didn't have the flavour I liked in the shop.
This is mainly full. I don't like this flavour much either. They didn't have the flavour I like in the shop.
This is the flavour I like. But there is only one piece left. This is sad. Because, you know, gum is important if you are an evil smoker and don't want people to hate you.
Soothers. I had a sore throat when I went into work this morning. Then I forgot to eat them.
So I still have one.
Shhhh! Be reverent! It is the Moleskine page-a-day diary. I more than love this diary. I have one every year. One day I will have a whole shelf.
This is where we get REALLY anal. This is only one of the two pens you can use in the Moleskine. It's a 0.2 architects pen.
You can use this pen for many things. Notes to people, phone messages (it doesn't work on the top of post-its), but you cannot use it in the Moleskine, because it is too thick.
You can also use this pen in the Moleskine. It is the 0.1 Rotring Xonox Graphic. I mean, I don't want to sound like a freak, but if i lose this pen, I cry a little bit.
6p
For soft kissing lips. Because in the wintery spring I get lips like a slow worm with excema. Anyway, sorry, should have stuck to the 'soft kissy' track.
Lighter number one. The Orange Lighter.
18 hairpins, gathered from the four corners of my bag.
Shiny new camera case for the lovely lovely Canon Ixus 400. The Canon Ixus 400 wasn't IN the case, of course. That would be impossible. Unless I took the picture WITH MY MAGIC EYES.
Magic Solpedine. Solpedine Soluble. Have you tried this shit? Seriously. You'll never suffer from headaches again. And my god, the caffeine, the caffeine! Ah, I love. I love the solpedine. Magic solpedine.
House keys. And just look at the kickass keyring. Jesus, that rules.
You know, for a keyring, I mean.
A packet of Rizla green cigarette papers that have had all the Green clothing ripped off for roaches. I don't smoke that many, you know. About 5 a day?
Lighter number three. The ... erm ... The Orange lighter.
Lighter number two. The Blue Lighter. Is also mini.
Zovirax. For the Herpes you get on your face. Sorry, I meant coldsores. Oh, no, hang on, same thing.
*sigh*
I would like to point out that I've never done a meme before.
By far the most entertaining "What's in
my bag" I've seen -- thank you! And if
you think you cry when you lose your
Rotrings, you should see me when my
Rapidographs go wonky. It's pathetic,
really.
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Gordon (84 months ago | reply)
I KNEW IT!!
All this time I've been wondering what your "thing" was and it's PENS!! You freak...
Then again, given the crap I carry in my bag I've a cheek to talk!
justinicus (84 months ago | reply)
By far the most entertaining "What's in my bag" I've seen -- thank you! And if you think you cry when you lose your Rotrings, you should see me when my Rapidographs go wonky. It's pathetic, really.
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Grey Bunny (74 months ago | reply)
What is a meme? Nice contents of bag by the way. I have to get on to mine. It will just reveal how much junk I carry!
peter's_favorites added this photo to their favorites. (59 months ago)
louthewerewolf (52 months ago | reply)
Hey, look at that. I only smoke five a day too.
I also have that same moleskin. I wonder if Hemingway misplaced his as much as I do mine.
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