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Just playing with some new toys, quite literally.

Both lived a long time ago*, so this could have happened. Nothing wrong with a bit of inter-species dancefloor action.

*But one in a galaxy far, far away. Although the dinosaurs were not known for their space exploration, the Empire was quite experienced at interstellar travel and certainly may have been able to visit Earth.

Despite the rustic nature of the Ewok village on Endor the standard of medical care is surprisingly high.

Shaman Logray and his medical team saved many lives following the battle of Endor.

It's that time of year again, the day when we all remember those that lost their lives during the Empire's struggle to bring peace and order to the galaxy.

Having lost his lower half in a Jedi-related accident, it's only donations to veterans' charities that allow Veteran Maul to pay his extensive medical bills.

I think this covers everything that was good about the 80s*.

If more women owned metal bikinis and more men owned Stormtrooper outfits the world would be a better place.

(* except patchworkbunny and metró)

No one remembers those that have fallen at the hands of rebel scum. His dreams of a post-war career in competitive cycling are no more.