I've been a victim of crime. Again.
The car has been broken into and the sat nav has gone. Again.
No damage, and this time they didn't even bother clearing out the coin well. So it's not a hugely traumatic loss. Just a hassle.
The arrival of the forensic police woman over lunch prompted a lot of questions from Joseph. I gingerly tried to answer them without getting too deep into the ins and outs of crime and punishment. I think I must have just about got it right as after a while he went quiet then said "like in Emergency Rescue [current favourite book], when the police take the naughty monkey away"