Dr McNinja Form 1 - Zombie
Not so confidential... Dr McNinja's new patient admitting forms! Not real but made up by moi (with some maladies drawn from the webcomic and the twisted minds of friends) and filled in by the nice people we met at Fan Expo who wanted a ninja doctor. Clearly there is a demand for this sort of thing, so ninjas, go to med school.
Please, View large on black for your hilarious viewing pleasure. And do let me know if you're exhibiting any of these symptoms. (Not because I'm medically trained... just because.)