Turgooduccochiqua

A quail inside a cornish game hen inside a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a goose. With bacon between layers.

Looked like a giant head-crab. Cooked for 12 hours.

As seen on CNN. Some have asked if this is a hoax (something about not being able to de-bone a quail?). I can tell you that I got it done by the local Whole Foods (Roosevelt) and they told me those were the birds involved.

If you're an archeologist/ornithologist/gastrologist, you can look at the bird strata and decide for yourself.