William Topaz McGonagall
The best worst poet _ever_, his crowning glory being the ode to the Tay Bridge Disaster.
Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
Also, JK Rowling, who spent way too much time in this kirkyard, named another character after McGonagall.

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summonedbyfells (40 months ago | reply)
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Literary Scotland, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
summonedbyfells (40 months ago | reply)
Many thanks for this excellent post to the group pool.