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If we were married to Gingrich we’d want an open relationship too.
Exercise won't solve all your problems, just those related to health and general well-being.
You are a fully realized person and cannot possibly improve. Everyone else desperately needs our help.
Our prices are so crazy, they could run for office.
Resolutions hang over you like the sword of Damocles.
Kim Jong-il personally set 742 weightlifting records here, as an infant.
Justin Bieber has a new Christmas album. As a gift to our members, we will never play it.
No amount of stuffed turkey will fill the emptiness in your soul.
We've never harassed anyone, and we'd remember if anyone accused us of it.
There are now seven billion people. Standing out takes work.
You have the strength of 10 men. Unfortunately, nine are dead and the last guy isn't looking so hot.
We control the weather. Join now, or we will smite you down.
I'm sure your ex-girlfriend, Adele, is totally fine you broke up.
